my testicles have shrunk!

[Zugzwang152]

Friend: Makes me glad I didn't bleach mine, heh
me: heh
me: chicks here dig it.
Friend: It would wreck my hair, besides, I want the natural blond, dirty kind
me: yeah
Friend: From being in the sun too much, like my bros
me: thats unhealthy heh
Friend: Nah
Friend: And it gets ya dark
me: then again, i guess burning peroxide on it cant be any worse.
me:
Friend: I have such fine hair that bleaching it I think would just turn it to straw, although I have been tempted once or twice
me: yeah
me: well as long as its heatlhy it should be okay
me: your hair isnt that dark naturally, so it wouldnt have to sit for a long time with the bleach on it
me: anyway, this conversation is getting pretty fscking gay
Friend: Yuppers
Friend: You know too much about bleaching of hair
me: bah

 

[Rent]

:Q

 

[MercenaryForHire]

If you're only bleaching your hair to get chicks, you fall under Section 47.2 - Employing Sissy-Boy Techniques To Get Laid and are granted a full pardon.

- M4H

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
If you're only bleaching your hair to get chicks, you fall under Section 47.2 - Employing Sissy-Boy Techniques To Get Laid and are granted a full pardon.

- M4H

oh thank god...whew!

 

[hevnsnt]

uh ok

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
uh ok

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
If you're only bleaching your hair to get chicks, you fall under Section 47.2 - Employing Sissy-Boy Techniques To Get Laid and are granted a full pardon.

- M4H

oh thank god...whew!

Well, as long as you don't also fall under subsection ii of the aforementioned document - Actually Being a Sissy-Boy and Trying To Get Laid by Men then you're fine. :Q

Otherwise, leave your nutsack at the door on the way out.

- M4H

 

[aphex]

Ok... Am i the only one who thought you were bleaching your ball hair?

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
If you're only bleaching your hair to get chicks, you fall under Section 47.2 - Employing Sissy-Boy Techniques To Get Laid and are granted a full pardon.

- M4H

oh thank god...whew!

Well, as long as you don't also fall under subsection ii of the aforementioned document - Actually Being a Sissy-Boy and Trying To Get Laid by Men then you're fine. :Q

Otherwise, leave your nutsack at the door on the way out.

- M4H

LoL

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: aphex
Ok... Am i the only one who thought you were bleaching your ball hair?

<Steve> Dude, you've got issues! </Steve>

- M4H

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: aphex
Ok... Am i the only one who thought you were bleaching your ball hair?

I thought so too..

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: aphex
Ok... Am i the only one who thought you were bleaching your ball hair?

No.

 

[Zugzwang152]

hmm, maybe that's why all the neffers avoided this thread like the plague...

 

[pyonir]

Based on that conversation i don't think you had any testicles to begin with.

 

[Zugzwang152]

 

[GhettoFob]

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: aphex
Ok... Am i the only one who thought you were bleaching your ball hair?

I thought so too..

word

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: aphex
Ok... Am i the only one who thought you were bleaching your ball hair?

No. :Q