My Superhuman Power - *Confirmed?*

[CPA]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: bonkers325
50/50

exactly....its not like you have tons of choices to choose from...

Aha, I have met my nemesis, Captain Obvious. Behold my Superpower, you dastardly villian!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i think you just like to touch the pregnant bellies.

Who doesn't?

me. although seeing a baby gush out into the world would be cool.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

1 in 64 not unimagineable.

 

[TXHokie]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Talk to the hand.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

ZING!

You can't zing a self depreciating joke!

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
?

word, he definitely deserves a cookie.

 

[Pugnax]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

ZING!

You can't zing a self depreciating joke!

I didn't know there were self-depreciating jokes! I guess you should just turn them in like car. Or maybe its CPAs magic at work again..

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Pugnax

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

ZING!

You can't zing a self depreciating joke!

I didn't know there were self-depreciating jokes! I guess you should just turn them in like car. Or maybe its CPAs magic at work again..

oooh, do I dare say I have a secondary Superpower?!?!!!!1111one1!!!11111!!!!1

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i think you just like to touch the pregnant bellies.

Who doesn't?

me. although seeing a baby gush out into the world would be cool.

http://www.youtube.com/results...er+birth&search=Search

Shens on the O/P's superpower claim.

 

[Squisher]

I think you just have a belly feeling fetish.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: CPA
I have discovered my Superhuman Power:

I am able to detect the sex of an unborn child. This insight requires me to lay a hand on the belly of the pregnant mother. Creepy? Yeah, but I'm 6 for 6 over the last 10 years. Yeah, this may not be a large enough sample population, but you try finding pregnant women who will let you feel their belly.

Any case, I was correct on all 3 of my kids (for those interested, my 4th kid (the oldest) comes from my wife's previous marriage), and this morning I found out our department's Executive Assistant had a boy - which I had visioned 2 months ago (I had correctly visioned two other pregnancies in years' past). This, even after she told me later that the doctor's said it was going to be a girl. No one, not even doctors, can defeat my Power!

DO ME DO ME!!! What will be the sexes of my future 4 children?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: CPA
I have discovered my Superhuman Power:

I am able to detect the sex of an unborn child. This insight requires me to lay a hand on the belly of the pregnant mother. Creepy? Yeah, but I'm 6 for 6 over the last 10 years. Yeah, this may not be a large enough sample population, but you try finding pregnant women who will let you feel their belly.

Any case, I was correct on all 3 of my kids (for those interested, my 4th kid (the oldest) comes from my wife's previous marriage), and this morning I found out our department's Executive Assistant had a boy - which I had visioned 2 months ago (I had correctly visioned two other pregnancies in years' past). This, even after she told me later that the doctor's said it was going to be a girl. No one, not even doctors, can defeat my Power!

DO ME DO ME!!! What will be the sexes of my future 4 children?

First, I'll need to rub your wife's belly.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: bonkers325
50/50

Hey, DO NOT QUESTION MY SUPERHUMAN POWER OR I WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!

Are you the one impregnating all of them..if so I'd agree

father decides sex, sorry mom...not how you did it or carry it.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

What if they were unconscious?

 

[ilovecolombia]

unborn child sex detector? so you can detect who a unborn child will have sex with?

 

[Jeff7]

Psh, so what. I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man! That's way better than yours.