My starbucks joke failed.

[manlymatt83]

Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

 

[Ns1]

wow, that is beyond geeky.

 

[DaTT]

 

[MrChad]

My thread failed.

Fixed.

 

[newb111]

You should have said el oh el after your joke.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Nice try. I just hope you didn't do it again a third time.

 

[middlehead]

Painfully bad. And I mean that literally. My foot hurts now.

 

[Mr Pickles]

"Hey I just tried my joke twice and it completely failed miserably let me keep on trying it."

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: MrChad

My life failed.

Fixed.

fixed

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MrChad

My life failed.

Fixed.

EDIT: damn! scooped by the monotreme :|

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MrChad

My life failed.

Fixed.

EDIT: damn! scooped by the monotreme :|

monotroned

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MrChad

My life failed.

Fixed.

EDIT: damn! scooped by the monotreme :|

If it makes you feel better, you're not the only one.

 

[Corporate Thug]

lame.

 

[rayray2]

I can't even figure out if you're america63 or the otherperson.

 

[clamum]

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: MrChad

My life failed.

Fixed.

EDIT: damn! scooped by the monotreme :|

If it makes you feel better, you're not the only one.

:lips:

 

[funkymatt]

this thread is why we need the rating system back.

 

[loup garou]

Probably because you're a failure.

 

[KeithTalent]

Makes me think of this thread: http://forums.anandtech.com/me...ght_key=y&keyword1=nik which was also a complete failure.

KT

 

[jonks]

http://www.bizjournals.com/aus...008/02/25/daily18.html

The conspiracy theorists can revive this thread if they try. Come on. Tranining Session? For 4.5 hours? During business hours? That'll cost the company how many millions of dollars instead of a rotating training schedule during which they could actually stay open?

They're going to start putting nicotine in the coffee. Caffeine just aint cutting it anymore.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: MrChad

My life failed.

Fixed.

fixed

QFT

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

You will never have sex with either of those two girls.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

You will never have sex with girls.

fixed

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: MrChad

The lives of all of my anscestors were transformed into complete and utter failures as soon as I was born.

Fixed.

fixed

fixed yet again

 

[sygyzy]

How do you do it? I mean, just keep on living. Surviving. I give you lots of credit. And a small applause.