My son has been listening to me way too much.....

[Yeeny]

Today, I was getting dressed, and my three year old son came up to me. He lifted up his shirt, turned around and said, and I quote: "Mom, does my butt look fat in these pants?" My God, my kids are strange, I wonder where they get it from?

 

[BigToque]

lol

 

[SexEPid]

At least he'll know the answer when his wife asks him that

Pid, TYRP

 

[Yeeny]

Oh, and then later today, my kids where talking to my mom about things they did when they were babies. So my youngest (same kid) says "Grandma, when I was a baby, I cut my head off. But I superglued it back on, and it's not even backwards!" I really think I need to get the child some intensive counseling....

SexEPid: Ha, do you think I will give my boys that secret? They will suffer like every other man, it's only fair to their future wives.

 

[zippy]

SexEPid, ummm, lets just hope that him saying stuff like that doesn't make him end up the wife! :Q

Just kidding!!! I'm sorry GF, I couldn't resist. Please don't hurt me!

 

[Elita1]

That is too cute. How can you stand him?
Kids really do say the funniest things. Makes for huge embarrassments and great stories.

 

[SexEPid]

hahaha, Zippy took advantage of a great oppurtunity, you should let him off scotch free!

GF: Can you tell ME that secret? I may be SexE, but I don't got ALL the tools....

Pid, TYRP

 

[Yeeny]

Zippy: Why I oughta... Hey, if he brings home a boyfriend, I am cool with that. As long as one of them can give me fashion advice that is...

SexEPid: I am sorry, that goes with me to the grave. Or you could try bribing me with chocolate, that may work too.

 

[Mday]

there is nothing that superglue can't fix =)

 

[Vikaden]

or duct tape

 

[Aquaman]

ROTFLMAO..........

Kids say & do the funniest things

Cheers,
Aquaman