So I was at my parents' house last week because my nephew was over there and I hadn't seen him for months. Unfortunately, so were my sister and her husband. This guy is a complete douche, he seems like a wife beater and no one really likes him from my family and from the kid's father's family (not his kid, she met him afterwards). Anywho, on to my point: the guy is never wrong (in his own mind). He knows nothing about anything and yet still can never admit that he's wrong (and he can't shut the fvck up either).
EXAMPLE #1: My mom has been looking for a new battery backup for her computer, and he suggested "Monster" as being the best. When I was trying to help her buy an UPS for about $110, he butted in and said [insert dumb sounding part-nerdy, part-white imbred racist accent] "You know, I wouldn't really trust APC. I've heard too many stories about them dying the first week people have 'em. You need to get you a monster brand." I leave the room for five minutes and when I come back, he's trying to convince her to buy a $600 home theater backup from monster. UGH!
EXAMPLE #2: We're outside talking about our car stereo systems and who put them in. I say "I put mine in myself" and he just goes off saying crap like "you really need to let a professional take care of that kinda stuff, you need to know exactly what to put where and you need a certain type-uh cables for every little thing......" Like it's fvcking rocket science to put a head unit and an amp into a car... Seriously though, he payed over double what I did from some crappy shop that "he trusts" and mine sounds twice as good (if not more). UGH!!!
EXAMPLE #3: This one was right after we get done talking about the stereos. He starts talking about my dad's car (my dad drives an '03 M3, he drives an '01 mitsubishi galant.) and in the middle of the conversation he says "...yeah, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to drive a bmw. I'm just fine with my car 'cause you know even if it's newer you're gonna have problems out this ass with it; fixin' this, fixin' that. And I doubt it's much faster than mine..." GOD I HATE THIS BASTARD. Like anyone who's not retarded will believe that an '01 mitsubishi with ~100,000 miles is in ANY WAY more reliable than an '03 bimmer. And of course your galant with about 90 horses at the wheels could keep up with an M3, why would I ever doubt that? UUUGGGGGHHHH!!!
EXAMPLE #1: My mom has been looking for a new battery backup for her computer, and he suggested "Monster" as being the best. When I was trying to help her buy an UPS for about $110, he butted in and said [insert dumb sounding part-nerdy, part-white imbred racist accent] "You know, I wouldn't really trust APC. I've heard too many stories about them dying the first week people have 'em. You need to get you a monster brand." I leave the room for five minutes and when I come back, he's trying to convince her to buy a $600 home theater backup from monster. UGH!
EXAMPLE #2: We're outside talking about our car stereo systems and who put them in. I say "I put mine in myself" and he just goes off saying crap like "you really need to let a professional take care of that kinda stuff, you need to know exactly what to put where and you need a certain type-uh cables for every little thing......" Like it's fvcking rocket science to put a head unit and an amp into a car... Seriously though, he payed over double what I did from some crappy shop that "he trusts" and mine sounds twice as good (if not more). UGH!!!
EXAMPLE #3: This one was right after we get done talking about the stereos. He starts talking about my dad's car (my dad drives an '03 M3, he drives an '01 mitsubishi galant.) and in the middle of the conversation he says "...yeah, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to drive a bmw. I'm just fine with my car 'cause you know even if it's newer you're gonna have problems out this ass with it; fixin' this, fixin' that. And I doubt it's much faster than mine..." GOD I HATE THIS BASTARD. Like anyone who's not retarded will believe that an '01 mitsubishi with ~100,000 miles is in ANY WAY more reliable than an '03 bimmer. And of course your galant with about 90 horses at the wheels could keep up with an M3, why would I ever doubt that? UUUGGGGGHHHH!!!
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