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My sister im's me...

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GrammatonJP

Golden Member
sister: yo
sister: i need the light to check for sperm
sister: where do i get it?
sister: u know
sister: in CSI
sister: the check for semen
sister: oh
sister: i think sam's bro was bringing some chick over
sister: they better not be doing the nasty
sister: yuck


Does black light work or do I need something else ?
 
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
 
the in-laws brother used to live in a seperate room.. i guess he moved out recently... i was dying at work when she im-ed me...
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
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black light won't be able to tell who's body fluid it is. it could be his sisters.
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
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....or your dad's?
 
The black light will work... that is what an adult toy store/clothing store by my work has in their dressing/fitting rooms 😱 .
I went in there and i saw it and for a second, i didn't realize what it was for but then... :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: DaShen
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
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....or your dad's?
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Or the dog's...
 
Originally posted by: GrammatonJP
true but they dont use that room.. so its safely assume that its the other guy's
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oh wait you live in the same house as your sister. so you'll be there when she checks with the black light?
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
The black light will work... that is what an adult toy store/clothing store by my work has in their dressing/fitting rooms 😱 .
I went in there and i saw it and for a second, i didn't realize what it was for but then... :disgust:
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ummm why in the dressing room? seems like that would be bad for business.

martha says to her friend as she exits the dressing room.

"Lisa, OMGWTFBBQ!!! they have a blacklight in there and there are splatters of cum everywhere! its so gross im never coming back to this store"
 
Originally posted by: amish
blacklight NOT will work
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fixed. i've got blacklights in my desktop and i've got to strain to try and find little jism stains. they're very faint yellow, but you can't see it through the brightness of the reflection on the carpet or towel or sheet or whatever.
 
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: DaShen
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
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....or your dad's?
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Or the dog's...
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or an ATOTer's
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sm800 already said that.
 
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: amish
blacklight NOT will work
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fixed. i've got blacklights in my desktop and i've got to strain to try and find little jism stains. they're very faint yellow, but you can't see it through the brightness of the reflection on the carpet or towel or sheet or whatever.
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why are you searching for your jizz splats?
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: DaShen
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
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....or your dad's?
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None of us live in the same house.. haha.. my dad can't stand the 2 hour drive from NY (queens) to NJ... they only visited her 2x in 3 years... plus my dad is old.. i think he's still tapping my mom
 
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: DaShen
black light works... you can also by a spray that reacts with organic material.

I think peroxide will react as well, but there is no way to tell what type of body fluid it is. It could be your sisters.
Click to expand...
....or your dad's?
Click to expand...

Or the dog's...
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or an ATOTer's
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sm800 already said that.
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ouch.
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
The black light will work... that is what an adult toy store/clothing store by my work has in their dressing/fitting rooms 😱 .
I went in there and i saw it and for a second, i didn't realize what it was for but then... :disgust:
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So I take it this last vacation with you and "wiz" was EXTRA special, huh?! 😉

Seriously tough, I've never really thought of it though, but that's gotta be why strip clubs have black lights too.
 
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