My sister had her ultrasound today....It's a....

[DesignDawg]

BOY, and it was PLAYING WITH ITS FETUS-WANKER.

WAY TO GO, LITTLE GUY!!!

My mom told her "Well, it's the only toy he has in there for 9 months!"

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Total Refected Power]

God Bless.

My sister-in-law just had TRIPLETTS. Unreal.

 

[BiB]

A perv and he ain't even born. It sucks to be a fetus, I remember it. I vowed never to be one again, and I intend to keep that promise.

 

[Paul]

Babies masturbate. As they reach childhood, they stop. As they reach teenage years, they re0discover it. After that, it never stops (<- what up with the ugly faces? I want the old smileys back!)