My sister called the cops on me!

[ThePresence]

I was home for the weekend, and last night I went out to take a smoke at about 3:00 am. My smokes were in my car, so I unlocked the doors, took them out and lit one. As I'm enjoying the cigarette, 3 police cars pull up, lights flashing. They jump out, ask me my name, if I have any ID. I assure them that this is my parents home. Good thing my license had their address on it. Turns out my sister peeked out her window, saw me opening the car door and assumed that someone was making off with the car! I was laughing so hard.

 

[Siva]

lol, that's pretty funny. cops were probably pissed

 

[gar598]

umm sorry?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Siva
lol, that's pretty funny. cops were probably pissed

Nah, they were cool. One of 'em bummed a smoke from me.

 

[Freejack2]

Actually they probably were the smoking police. They showed up because you were smoking. If they made you put out your cigarette and gave you a pamphlet on quitting smoking then it definitley was the smoking police.

Anyways so long as you don't think the world is your ashtray and you follow the laws of where you can and can't smoke, I don't care if you do. It's your lungs, not mine.

 

[LordMaul]

Bahaha. Too bad you don't have an airsoft gun - then you could write "Bitch!" on her in welts!

I love that idea, can you tell?

 

[cmdavid]

LOL... whoops..

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Freejack2
Actually they probably were the smoking police. They showed up because you were smoking. If they made you put out your cigarette and gave you a pamphlet on quitting smoking then it definitley was the smoking police.

Anyways so long as you don't think the world is your ashtray and you follow the laws of where you can and can't smoke, I don't care if you do. It's your lungs, not mine.

Wow, that was quick turn-around for this thread.

 

[GingerSynapse]

Were you smoking "regular" cigarettes or those special "funny" cigarettes?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: GingerSynapse
Were you smoking "regular" cigarettes or those special "funny" cigarettes?

Ummm, somking is just the reason I was outside. Thats all the relevance it has to this thread

 

[InFecTed]

So you shared a joint with the cop right?

 

[bmacd]

argh...that sucks.

-=bmacd=-

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: GingerSynapse
Were you smoking "regular" cigarettes or those special "funny" cigarettes?

I bet that's why the cop asked for a cig...

 

[ThePresence]

Jeez. It was Camel lights. I hope that clarifies things.

 

[gar598]

wait, HOW old are you?

You shouldn't be smoking its bad for you and you will eventually end up costing me money. I know you ash your cig on the ground, we are watching you. Oh btw, menthol?

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Jeez. It was Camel lights. I hope that clarifies things.

dude, I was joking. I forgot the smiley already... .

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: gar598
wait, HOW old are you?

You shouldn't be smoking its bad for you and you will eventually end up costing me money. I know you ash your cig on the ground, we are watching you. Oh btw, menthol?

I'm 25, Of course I ash on the ground. Should I carry an ashtray around with me?

BTW - not menthol.

 

[KennyTheGreat]

hahah
bunnin wit the police
Hmm

 

[gar598]

I'm 25, Of course I ash on the ground. Should I carry an ashtray around with me?

BTW - not menthol.

well of course I would like for you to carry an ashtray with you but I doubt you would actually do it

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: gar598

I'm 25, Of course I ash on the ground. Should I carry an ashtray around with me?

BTW - not menthol.

well of course I would like for you to carry an ashtray with you but I doubt you would actually do it

Where would I dump the ashtray? In the garbage! Where does the garbage go? To a landfill! So it ends up in the ground anyway. Besides, the ash from the cigarette does not affect you in any way, it's the cigarette butt that does, which I DO get rid of.

 

[TheOmegaCode]

HA HA HA... I bet she knew it was you...

 

[gar598]

Where would I dump the ashtray? In the garbage! Where does the garbage go? To a landfill! So it ends up in the ground anyway. Besides, the ash from the cigarette does not affect you in any way, it's the cigarette butt that does, which I DO get rid of.

I feel emotionally traumatized when I see the ashes hit the ground. You could start a forest fire or something along those lines. Plz ash in the trash thk u

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: TheOmegaCode
HA HA HA... I bet she knew it was you...

I highly doubt that.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: gar598

Where would I dump the ashtray? In the garbage! Where does the garbage go? To a landfill! So it ends up in the ground anyway. Besides, the ash from the cigarette does not affect you in any way, it's the cigarette butt that does, which I DO get rid of.

I feel emotionally traumatized when I see the ashes hit the ground. You could start a forest fire or something along those lines. Plz ash in the trash thk u

yes ThePresence, have you no feelings? Haven't you ever seen a Tree Hugging, Grass Eating, Animal Activist pansy break out crying when you flick 20 molecules of ash onto some exhaust-stained road or chemically treated grass?!

 

[LiLRiceBoi]

They just wanted a free smoke...