My Sexual Encounters

nihil

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great for womanizers.
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HombrePequeno

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05/23/2002 by Richard Gere using Other
I used this software for a blind date recently. We were to meet behind a curtain, but before I could introduce myself properly, I was butt-invaded by a giant gerbil and impacted like a jackhammer halfway into the stratosphere! I didn't even have the software set to "inter-species" mode! After that, I was painfully boinked repeatedly by a non-consentual rabid ape and now I have ape AIDS! So my question is whether you have a similar program which will cure this sexually-transmitted disease that I contracted as a direct result of using your product, or perhaps some similar software that will list lawyers in my vicinity so I can sue you for being an accessory to this and other infections? Thanks and keep building that liability insurance fund!

Oh good lord.
 

Jimbo

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The creators of this program will suffer great ill in their personal lives as a result of defying the decency expected by their Lord. They have used the talents with which they were endowed for this corruption and to encourage and aid human sin on an unacceptable scale. "Revenge is mine!", saieth your Lord. I will smite thee with social torment, dysfunction, unsatisfying lives, and painful and pustule-intensive venereal diseases, then I will cast thee into the firepit of Hell! Have a nice day!

What is wrong with storing them in ACT?

 

DAPUNISHER

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Originally posted by: baffled2
lol, somehow I don't think that will be a big seller here, I don't think you need a special app to remember
"lefty" and "Righty" :D

LMAO :p if you didn't say it I would have ;)
 

rgwalt

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Originally posted by: baffled2
lol, somehow I don't think that will be a big seller here, I don't think you need a special app to remember
"lefty" and "Righty" :D

Don't forget sitting on your hand for 20 minutes to have some fun with "the stranger"

Ryan

 

rubix

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if you would pay $5 for this you have problems. if you actually need this, you have bigger problems.
 

Harvey

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ROTFL !!! Did anyone else try clicking the links for the credits under Developer and Catigories ???

It's a great come on. :D
 

Geekbabe

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www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Harvey
ROTFL !!! Did anyone else try clicking the links for the credits under Developer and Catigories ???

It's a great come on. :D



hahaha, only you woulda been clicking on all the links on that page, you dirty old man you ! :D