My seecret to meeting women (no joke)

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This is no joke. In the past 4 months I think I have met more women than in the past 4 years. Here is my secret:
http://www.xootr.com/xootr/graphics/street-composite-web.jpg

The cool thing is, I think only certain types of women thinks it's "cool"...like chicks that like art stuff. All those chicks that are into how much money you make or car you drive never approach me

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Hmm... how quaint... a scooter. Beats my Corvette, lemme tell ya.

You really pick women up with that? How do you give them a ride? On your shoulders, or do they sit on the handle bars?

 

[chipbgt]

just curious, when you say "women" how old are we talking here?

 

[CyberSax]

You're joking right? Those things serve only to get you laughed at.

 

[purplehayes]

That'll make a good family vehicle after the woman of your dreams and you get married, too. Way to plan ahead.

PH

 

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Monel Funkawitz:
No I stopped tryin' to "pick up" on women. When I hangout with my scooter, they "pick up" on me

BTW: We're talkin' cute to hot 20 year olds

I've finally learned when you don't give a damn
about what other people think, women give a damn about
you

 

[JoeKing]

if your woman is big....and she sits on the handle bars......you'll wonder where the scooter went

 

[Triumph]

don't laugh: everyone rides those things in NYC. well, the bums don't. but a lot of young people do.

 

[dennilfloss]

Mmm. Right. I'm sure it beats working as a Chippendale!

What A Girl Wants (Christina Aguilera)

 

[Yeeny]

I know I look at that and think, oh, yeah baby! Well, if it works for you, that is all that matters!