My russian roommate is funny

[illusion88]

Have you ever seen that movie Coming To America? I think Eddy Murphy is in it. Anyways, the main character attempts to describe football to his boss, without any real knowledge of the game. I just heard her describe the Utah - BYU game in much the same way.

She described a few plays like "there was this man who was running with the ball and then he dropped it for no reason at all, and you could tell he was upset"

"This one kid aught the ball you know, and ran across the field and he didn't see these three other, much bigger, kids chasing him. When they caught him the pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let him up to continue running."

I couldn't help but laugh. Culture gaps are funny.

roommate

 

[LtPage1]

I'd like to apologize for this post. It was late, and I was tired, and I don't usually fail so hard.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
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try clicking on the link.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
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Wow
way to look at the whole post genius.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
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Stop posting.

 

[intogamer]

That's a whole lotta fur

 

[ElFenix]

is she hot? i can't tell with all the fur

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
is she hot? i can't tell with all the fur

meh, she has her moments. With the right clothing on I find her attractive. She needs to get married by 2012 so she can get a green card. She is also crazy as hell. But she pays her rent on time, and can make a damn fine sandwich. She has good taste in Vodkas.

Would you marry her so she can leave my house please?

 

[JM Aggie08]

I'd wax that ass

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix
is she hot? i can't tell with all the fur

meh, she has her moments. With the right clothing on I find her attractive. She needs to get married by 2012 so she can get a green card. She is also crazy as hell. But she pays her rent on time, and can make a damn fine sandwich. She has good taste in Vodkas.

Would you marry her so she can leave my house please?

does she look good nekid?

 

[Sentrosi2121]

I'd buy her an ice cream cone. But I'd be shaving that fur first.

 

[johnjohn320]

Haha, that sounds adorable. I have a Macedonian roommate. Back when the World Series was on, she was watching with me, and I was trying to explain what was going on so she could understand the American Pasttime. You know something? You don't realize how fucking complicated baseball is until you're trying to explain it to someone who's never seen it before.

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix
is she hot? i can't tell with all the fur

meh, she has her moments. With the right clothing on I find her attractive. She needs to get married by 2012 so she can get a green card. She is also crazy as hell. But she pays her rent on time, and can make a damn fine sandwich. She has good taste in Vodkas.

Would you marry her so she can leave my house please?

how good is she in bed?

 

[bdude]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Haha, that sounds adorable. I have a Macedonian roommate. Back when the World Series was on, she was watching with me, and I was trying to explain what was going on so she could understand the American Pasttime. You know something? You don't realize how fucking complicated baseball is until you're trying to explain it to someone who's never seen it before.

It's the American version of cricket.

 

[TheVrolok]

Reference to Coming to America? Win.
Mildly funny story about female friend? Mild Win.
Posting a pic without having to be asked? Win.

It looks like you have a fairly win-filled thread on your hands.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
is she hot? i can't tell with all the fur

I lived in Alaska for 33 years... Using my finely tunes powers of seeing through arctic clothing I am assured that she is fantastcally hot. I am aroused.

 

[biggestmuff]

I have one of those. They are crazy!

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Haha, that sounds adorable. I have a Macedonian roommate. Back when the World Series was on, she was watching with me, and I was trying to explain what was going on so she could understand the American Pasttime. You know something? You don't realize how fucking complicated baseball is until you're trying to explain it to someone who's never seen it before.

I still haven't been able to get my Indian friends to explain cricket to me.

 

[BabaBooey]

In russia the ball kicks you !

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
Reference to Coming to America? Win.
Mildly funny story about female friend? Mild Win.
Posting a pic without having to be asked? Win.

It looks like you have a fairly win-filled thread on your hands.

What is this, a TBS commercial?

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Haha, that sounds adorable. I have a Macedonian roommate. Back when the World Series was on, she was watching with me, and I was trying to explain what was going on so she could understand the American Pasttime. You know something? You don't realize how fucking complicated baseball is until you're trying to explain it to someone who's never seen it before.

I still haven't been able to get my Indian friends to explain cricket to me.

It's impossible. I still think they just make up the rules as they go.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"Boy, I'm gonna tell you this once: If you wanna keep working here, lay off the drugs"

 

[hiromizu]

she's a big girl she is!

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: bdude

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Haha, that sounds adorable. I have a Macedonian roommate. Back when the World Series was on, she was watching with me, and I was trying to explain what was going on so she could understand the American Pasttime. You know something? You don't realize how fucking complicated baseball is until you're trying to explain it to someone who's never seen it before.

It's the American version of cricket.

Too bad they don't play cricket in Macedonia, either...

 

[skim milk]

"When you go on 4th down, you gotta make it in that situation."