My roommate keeps EATING ALL MY STUFF!!

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NFS4

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@@# Damnit, get you're own damn food!! :| Mofo's been chomping on my chips, taking my pretzels, eating my slim jims, drinking my sodas and HASN'T REPLACED A DAMN THING! :| And come to think of it, he hasn't paid me back for the pizza I ordered last week :|

He is a nice guy so I don't wanna come straight out and say get your f*cking filthy paws off my stuff you thieving bastard. How do I tell him to get his own sh!t? :)
 
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Impact55

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Call him a mooch :) A lot of my friends are mooches, so you gotta join them, go to their food and "mooch"!



LET THE MOOCHING BEGIN!
 
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NFS4

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<< go to their food and &quot;mooch&quot;! >>


HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY!!
 
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JellyBaby

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If you do nothing the behavior will continue. Try this: when he takes your next bag of chips, go to where he is sitting and give him a sharp slap. This is called negative reinforcement and works well. Other options: take all his sh!t, tell his mommie, and just take some money from his wallet every so often. Last but not least the dreaded last resort option -- &quot;reasonable discussion concerning the matter&quot; -- avoid this at all costs as it's the least fun!
 
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Telling him to get his own fscking food would be the simplest and most up front solution.
If that doesn't work, throw him a blanket party.
 
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pastee

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I say, get some old milk, and some really old food, and leave it in the fridge for him....one trip to the hospitial should make him leave you alone.
 
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Thom

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is what you get. It is called 'University Life'. The answer is to yell loudly, &quot;stop eating my fscking food&quot; and &quot;GODDAMIT WHERE HAVE MY FSCKING PRINGLES GONE!!!!!&quot; a lot

or put a padlock on the cubpoard of course. then of course there is buying a shotgun. or a mantrap.
 
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NFS4

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And to add to the list, my pickles, Twix, bottled water, and Pringles (which he left the top off of and got stale:|)
 
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ChrichtonsGirl

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Go for the poisoning. Either that or lick every single piece of food before in front of him right after you buy it. Either he'll be so grossed out that he won't touch it or you'll see how seriously warped he is and you'll find yourself a new roommate.
 
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zippy

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Here's what ya gotta do...it is time consuming mind you, but worthwhile. Take the can of pringles and get some laxative that has no flavor and lightly coat the bottom of each chip...then, at the bottom stick a piece of paper that says, &quot;While you're takin a sh!t, think about what food YOU want to buy YOURself. Have a nice cr@p...&quot;

:)

Or spike the milk or soda with laxative and have the bottom of the cap say something like that. :)
 
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dl

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[Nelson]HAHA![/Nelson]

I remember those days :)

My solution? I got one of those mini fridges and put all me food in there. I had my own room so I just lock the doors and no one could get to them. Tell you the truth, I was so scared that someone would put some nasty sh1t in my milk, juice, turkey, or anything opened that I had to get my own fridge...that's college life for ya...either you have a good year and get a good roomate...or a bad one and get roomate from hell! I had 1 who constantly smoke weed and had dealers come to our apartment. when you find yourself in situations like that...it's about time to visit the housing office and petition for a room change :)

as for the food problem...tell that mofo to get his own fooking food. If not, just stop stocking up and see what happens...sooner or later, they'll go out and get their own stuff...that's the perfect time for some of your own mooching ;)
 
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Lvis

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The guy is doing you a favor, it's all junk food... He's looking out for your health ;)
 
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Buddha Bart

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dude thats easy, just be subtle about it.

COme back real stoned and drop a comment like &quot;Sh!t, I though I had more food than this, fvck now I gotta blow my money in the snack machine&quot;
One day go &quot;Man, we're out of food, we should hit the mall and restock this weekend&quot;

bart
 
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NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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WTF he just asked me if hecould use a packet of Chic-Fila barbeque sauce that I got from the dining hall, but he just eats my other GOOD sh!t without asking. What kind of messed up stuff is that?
 
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