My roommate is taking a dump with the door open RIGHT NOW

[dopcombo]

Yeah, Update needed.

 

[tfinch2]

Whatever you did to him OP, I hope he smeared turd paper on your forehead.

 

[tranceport]

Maybe the OP is taking shortspanishguy's advice?

 

[BudAshes]

go in and sit down on the toilet like hes not even there then procede to do your buisiness right on him. That ought to teach him some sort of leason.

 

[Juno]

just throw a huge bucket of cold water.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

water balloon....add shaving cream.

videotape the entire drive-by balloon shot.

 

[kogase]

Is he still in there? Don't pull any prank, just quietly inform him about the hemroids he'll be enjoying in the coming months from his egregious sh|tting habits.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Injury
Go steal the toilet paper.

No, he'll just whine until it's given back.
Dust it with hot pepper powder, then give it back.

 

[Chiboy]

Get a hobby?

 

[Acanthus]

syringered

 

[Compton]

SPIDER!!!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

just get a camera w/ an empty film, and flash it.

At my old house, one of the restrooms did not have a lock in it, so I would barge in, snap a flash, and the victim thought I just took a pic of him.

ahh, just for that, that house was awesome.