My roommate is taking a dump with the door open RIGHT NOW

[E equals MC2]

He's immobile! Quick!

something clever, I can just barge in and start slapping his face around but that's not that fun.

 

[shortspanishguy]

blow him

 

[Acanthus]

cut a bunch of slits in the side of a bag of flower and whip it at your roomate with lots of force.

they catch it, poof.

 

[saltedeggman]

simply a picture will do....and post it online

or video...and post it on youtube

 

[minendo]

Just do what you always do, seek advice on an internet forum.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

teebag him!

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
blow him

blumpkin ftw!

 

[JDrake]

FHITBBLTNF

 

[bigrash]

beat the sh!t out of him

 

[Number1]

Taze him
or if you have pepper spray

 

[jiwq]

light a match and toss it his way

 

[FoBoT]

toss him a fish

 

[jonessoda]

Do you have a dummy grenade?

 

[Amdiggidy]

steal the TP and leave him with only his bath towel.

 

[Injury]

Go steal the toilet paper.

 

[Baked]

Get a nest of fire ants and throw it on him.

 

[Howard]

I would just start screaming at the doorway to freak him out.

 

[moshquerade]

he must've flushed by now. . .

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Injury
Go steal the toilet paper.

if you do anything, this is it.

 

[LookingGlass]

What's with all the sh!t threads lately. (No pun intended.) 😛

 

[Pepsei]

if you can, get a girl to walk in on him....

 

[necine]

take picture... post as comment on his myspace or facebook.

 

[xcript]

Douse him in petrol and set him on fire.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
he must've flushed by now. . .

lol seriously

 

[zanieladie]

Okay, OP. Give us an update...what did you do?