My roommate is so funny... (Updated)

[XZeroII]

He got drunk earlier tonight and decided that it would be funny to go streaking through the halls of our dorm. I thought he was joking so I dared him to do it. Well, he went off about 10 minutes ago and came back about 3 minutes later banging on the door for me to let him in. Since our doors automatically lock, unless you have your key with you, you are locked out. He's been out there for about 7 minutes now banging on the door yelling for me to let him in. This is so hilarious...

 

[N8Magic]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, let him in!

I would kick your ass if I was your roommate.

 

[zippy]

Hahaha. Be careful, if he's smart he will get you back.

Good work though.

 

[rudeguy]

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Hmm.. guess you have to be there?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha

 

[atom]

Call the RA on duty and say theres some crazy guy banging on your door yelling about how he wants your "sweet ass".

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

let him in, ahole.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

PICS?

oh wait, nevermind.

 

[GermyBoy]

If I was your roommate, I would have a bowel movement on your bed...with you in it. Oh, it'd be an accident of course.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: atom
Call the RA on duty and say theres some crazy guy banging on your door yelling about how he wants your "sweet ass".

That's a dumb idea considering the RA would realize what was going on as soon as he got there. Then the RA would be mad that you bothered him and probably help the naked roommate kick your ass. Which is going to happen, btw.

 

[XZeroII]

Update: He stopped banging on the door. I think someone else might have let him in their room and given him clothes (at least I assume they gave him clothes). Remember he is pretty drunk, I don't think he will remember this tomorrow

 

[Kevin]

I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
Remember he is pretty drunk, I don't think he will remember this tomorrow

until someone saysm "hey, arn't you the guy who was running around banging on doors last night naked?"

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

Or defecates all over you.

 

[Supermercado]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
PICS?

oh wait, nevermind.

I was waiting for someone to say that....

 

[Narse]

Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

What he said

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: XZeroII Remember he is pretty drunk, I don't think he will remember this tomorrow

until someone saysm "hey, arn't you the guy who was running around banging on doors last night naked?"

Heh...he'd probably kick that guys ass for looking at his wang.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: kevin000 I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

I hope he's bigger than you, and makes you know what it's like to go to jail. You might want to call yourself bitch from now on.

 

[Kevin]

Then we have to hear you bitch in 2 weeks on how your roommate is such an as-hole because he's making your life miserable...

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: kevin000
Then we have to hear you bitch in 2 weeks on how your roommate is such an as-hole because he's making your life miserable...

True that.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

XZeroII is now my hero...my sig will soon reflect this fact

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: kevin000 I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

XZeroII is now my hero...my sig will soon reflect this fact

LOL. Come on...update it!

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

You'd be surprised... even at my most drunkenness, I still remembered the classic moments.