"my roommate is a bit of a skank"

OS

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So I am looking for housing and was responding to a roommate ad. It said female preferred but had garage parking (important to me), so I respond to it. Turns out it's two girls in college, but there was past drama with a guy roommate. I ask if she wants to tell me a short story about it and she says;

"well to be honest, my roommate is a bit of a skank sometimes and i dont want
her hooking up with someone we live with."

LOL :D
 

OS

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sorry, i guess i didn't make it clear, she doesn't really want to have a guy as a roommate.
 

AbAbber2k

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Go in and talk to them about moving in, but dress up as UGLY AS POSSIBLE. Then after the lease is signed you're good to start gettin naughty.
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: OS
sorry, i guess i didn't make it clear, she doesn't really want to have a guy as a roommate.

Explain to her why you'd be the perfect roommate despite being male. In college, me and my roommate weren't looking for two female roommates, but when they came by and we all exchanged information about our majors, hobbies, etc, we all felt like too good of a match to pass up...and it worked out great ;)

And if that doesn't work, tell her, "Thanks for the lead" and move on to the other roommate ;)
 

OS

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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: OS
sorry, i guess i didn't make it clear, she doesn't really want to have a guy as a roommate.

Explain to her why you'd be the perfect roommate despite being male. In college, me and my roommate weren't looking for two female roommates, but when they came by and we all exchanged information about our majors, hobbies, etc, we all felt like too good of a match to pass up...and it worked out great ;)

And if that doesn't work, tell her, "Thanks for the lead" and move on to the other roommate ;)

That's cool, are you asian? :) What about your old girl roommates?

 

Kadarin

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Skank? Pah... there's not a damn thing wrong with women who enjoy sex! :thumbsup:
 

Icopoli

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I think someone said it already, but you now have their number, find aparment elsewhere and hook up with said skank.