My roommate asked me where the hole in the floor was

[UNCjigga]

Now I really didn't know what the fvck he was talking about. Took me a few minutes to get him to describe what he needed. But before I get into that, a bit of backstory: I come home, the floor in the bathroom is soaking wet, and my roommate has a sheepish grin on his face.

Roommate: "Where is the hole in the floor?"
Me: --"What hole?"

"The drainhole"

--"What drainhole?"

"There should be a drainhole to let the water out"

"Uhh, no, there shouldn't be."

"Well then how do you clean?"

"With a broom or a mop. I have a Swisher Wet Jet"

"A what?"

"Nevermind. What happened here?"

"Well, I saw that you cleaned the bathroom [I cleaned the shower, toilet, sink earlier] so I thought I'd help by cleaning the floor. But when I dumped the pail of water I noticed it wasn't draining anywhere."

"You dumped what?"

"I dumped water to wash everything down the drain and realized there was no drain. No worries, I will mop it up."

Of course, my last question was, "did you use the bucket on top of the toilet to dump the water?" :shocked: But he told me he used a bigger one--that one is too small.

Lesson #147 for my roommate: While floors in India have drains, most floors in America do not.

 

[suse920]

You need to get rid of this room mate

 

[Inspector Jihad]

arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

 

[blustori]

Interesting roomate you have there.

 

[Anubis]

you really shoudl get rid of that dude as fast as you can

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Anubis
you really shoudl get rid of that dude as fast as you can

 

[axelfox]

hahahahah.

 

[z0mb13]

actually most bathrooms in asia have these so called drain holes

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

You are being hated upon by what seems to be an Indian....

 

[panipoori]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

lol. inspector jidad ZINDABAD!

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: axelfox
hahahahah.

ahahaha

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: mchammer

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

You are being hated upon by what seems to be an Indian....

yeah i am part indian...but laughing behind someone's back due to cultural differences just isnt somethign that i find funny...regardless of race.

 

[BRObedoza]

i think my old house in SF had one, behind the toilet

 

[Heisenberg]

Even if most bathrooms in India have drain holes, you'd think this guy would've checked to make sure before dumping out a bucket of water.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: panipoori

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

lol. inspector jidad ZINDABAD!

i'm telling you man, this dude is like a fvcking gora.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: mchammer

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

You are being hated upon by what seems to be an Indian....

yeah i am part indian...but laughing behind someone's back due to cultural differences just isnt somethign that i find funny...regardless of race.

i find the stories hilarious

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Even if most bathrooms in India have drain holes, you'd think this guy would've checked to make sure before dumping out a bucket of water.

Heh. I guess by just dumping the water, he figured it would've been a surefire way to find the drain...

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Anubis
you really shoudl get rid of that dude as fast as you can

But he's a comedy goldmine! Seriously though, I like being the guy to show him the ropes in this country. My dad was in the same spot 37 years ago--had to learn everything on his own the hard way.

Inspector Jihad, I guess you could say I'm the Indian who went to an all-white Catholic school so I'm more 'coconut' than most, but I respect my roots. If someone dumps water on a floor without first checking for a drainhole, I'm still gonna laugh though!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Even if most bathrooms in India have drain holes, you'd think this guy would've checked to make sure before dumping out a bucket of water.

seriously, why wouldn't you dump it directly into the drain, rather than in the middle of the room somewhere?


that said, i really wish my kitchen and bathrooms had drains in the floor.

 

[DaWhim]

yet another OP got owned thread.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: suse920

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: mchammer

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
arent you indian? why are you dead set on embarassing you roommate...guess you must be a coconut abcd...or perhaps by your user name, one of them 'thug' indian dudes from jersey suburbs that listen to g-unit and gets in fights at clubs.

also sh1thead, most floors in india dont have drains...but by all means go ahead and assume whatever you want.

You are being hated upon by what seems to be an Indian....

yeah i am part indian...but laughing behind someone's back due to cultural differences just isnt somethign that i find funny...regardless of race.

i find the stories hilarious

:thumbsup:

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Anubis
you really shoudl get rid of that dude as fast as you can

 

[dartworth]

You really need to start a blog...

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
that said, i really wish my kitchen and bathrooms had drains in the floor.

Yeah man, it'd make cleaning so much easier.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: suse920
You need to get rid of this room mate

No, have him join ATOT, so we can share his point of view !