My roomate is a douche

[Delita]

So I've been having a lot of problems with my roommate recently. He is a total dick. The other day he made me very sick and I ended up having to go to the hospital. I'm not sure how to confront him about these things because he just doesn't listen to reason. Any ideas oh what I should say?

 

[rcpratt]

Ice cream parody?

 

[IronWing]

Say it with a circular saw.

 

[Elganja]

So I've been having a lot of problems with my roommate recently. He is a total dick. The other day he made me very sick and I ended up having to go to the hospital. I'm not sure how to confront him about these things because he just doesn't listen to reason. Any ideas oh what I should say?

umm how?

 

[sunzt]

Did you taste bleach?

 

[DesiPower]

How can vinegar water make you sick? Did you drink too much of it?

 

[Delita]

Did you taste bleach?

How did you know? Apparently our entire kitchen is covered in bleach. He cleans the counters with bleach, he washes the dishes with bleach, he even rinses the fruit with bleach.

I was out of town for a couple of days and the dumbass ate my ice cream. Then filled the container with bleach and old shitty NON-ORGANIC ice cream and thought I wouldn't notice.

I eat organic ice cream because of the tremendous health benefits. It is 9000 times better than non-organic ice cream. Everyone knows this.

 

[DesiPower]

How did you know? Apparently our entire kitchen is covered in bleach. He cleans the counters with bleach, he washes the dishes with bleach, he even rinses the fruit with bleach.

I was out of town for a couple of days and the dumbass ate my ice cream. Then filled the container with bleach and old shitty NON-ORGANIC ice cream and thought I wouldn't notice.

I eat organic ice cream because of the tremendous health benefits. It is 9000 times better than non-organic ice cream. Everyone knows this.

aahhhh... petty well disguised troll thread!! kudos to you

 

[rcpratt]

Not really. That was pretty terrible.

 

[Elganja]

Not really. That was pretty terrible.

agreed

404 - Parody not found

 

[Phokus]

well, your roommate is a racist conservative who steals ice cream, of course he's a douche.

 

[pcgeek11]

If you ate enough bleach to have to go to the hospital you are officially retarded.

 

[Cogman]

Wow people. bleach is toxic, but not "OMG, I tasted bleach Am I gonna die?" toxic.

 

[nick1985]

well, your roommate is a racist conservative who steals ice cream, of course he's a douche.

Is a conservative candidate ever better than his/her liberal counterpart?

 

[nageov3t]

6/10

 

[IronWing]

I have a black friend who eats organic ice cream.

 

[eits]

lol should have included ice cream somewhere in the op... 6/10

 

[slayer202]

OP got called out on the parody 2 minutes after the original post, before he even dropped the ice cream line. he got fucking owned...it was a weak attempt though, pretty easy to see where it was going. but fail

 

[IceBergSLiM]

How did you know? Apparently our entire kitchen is covered in bleach. He cleans the counters with bleach, he washes the dishes with bleach, he even rinses the fruit with bleach.

I was out of town for a couple of days and the dumbass ate my ice cream. Then filled the container with bleach and old shitty NON-ORGANIC ice cream and thought I wouldn't notice.

I eat organic ice cream because of the tremendous health benefits. It is 9000 times better than non-organic ice cream. Everyone knows this.

see thats where you are wrong. Its over 9000 times better

 

[nageov3t]

see thats where you are wrong. Its over 9000 times better

over 9000??? how is that possible? D:

 

[Ika]

this is a shitty parody

 

[Epic Fail]

So tell us, what brand of organic ice cream is it?? We are dying to find out.

 

[BoomerD]

Hell, just the title gave away the attempted parody.

OP fail.