My review of a PB&J sandwhich...

Locut0s

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Nov 28, 2001
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There are two possibilities now

(1) You will start to feel smarter, have better interpersonal skills, better with teh ladies. Wounds will heal faster. You will become a better person.

Or

(2) You will die of Colera

 

effowe

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Nov 1, 2004
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You should've gotten the egg salad. That way you could contract worms which would allow you to play the holophoner much better.
 

mundane

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Originally posted by: Locut0s
There are two possibilities now

(1) You will start to feel smarter, have better interpersonal skills, better with teh ladies? Do wounds heal faster than they should?

Or

(2) You will dye of Colera

They're jazzercising his muscles!
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: effowe
You should've gotten the egg salad. That way you could contract worms which would allow you to play the holophoner much better.

Too late see above.
 

effowe

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Nov 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: effowe
You should've gotten the egg salad. That way you could contract worms which would allow you to play the holophoner much better.

Too late see above.

God damnit, well we posted at the same time, he just beat me by seconds.
 

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Locut0s
There are two possibilities now

(2) You will die of Cholera

Fixed

The last time I ate one of those type of sandwiches I puked my guts out for two days.
Never again.
 

Joemonkey

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Mar 3, 2001
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I'll eat the "bologna wedge" or the "ham and provolone" every now and then, but i see the same chicken salad sandwich in there every day.... i swear it's been there for months
 

Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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I'd imagine it tasted much like the pb&j sandwiches my mom used to make me for my school lunch. After sitting around in my locker all day, the jelly was at room temperature and the bread was soggy. I did not like those sandwiches.