My Resting Heart Rate is 1bpm

[Printer Bandit]

How close to dying am I?

 

[Howard]

Pleasantly close.

 

[RallyMaster]

Do you drink coffee?

 

[Lonyo]

Not close enough

 

[potato28]

Is it hard for you to wipe your bum in the morning?

 

[Malig]

hmm i have no heart rate, am i already dead?

 

[Motek]

"Whatcha gonna do"

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Malig
hmm i have no heart rate, am i already dead?

Go away.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
How close to dying am I?

1 beat away. Duh!!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
How close am I to being banned?

Fixed

 

[jiggahertz]

0/10

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Is this supposed to be a parody of something?

 

[beemercer]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Is this supposed to be a parody of something?

Yes, http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=2011829&enterthread=y.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

pathetic thread.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Wow. Totally. Lame. Thread.