Ok, this kind of "spam" or wrong e-mail address has been going on for a few weeks and I decided it was time to respond. What y'all think?
Response after 3 weeks of being on this list
Elders, Brothers and Sisters. Please hear my words of wisdom regarding cooking out. These are the words of wisdom and providing for oneself and others. The Lord preaches personal responsibility and I am ashamed at the lack thereof shown here.
1) Learn to make fire without the need for charcoal and lighter fluid. These are the work of the devil when it comes to grilling, much less bar-b-que. For 35 people you need only a few bags of lump charcoal, a good grill and a chimney starter. Better yet, use your hand tools to build a respectable fire and cook on that.I REPEAT - lighter fluid is the work of the devil and is to be shunned.
This is what Jesus wants, this is what God wants. Provide for yourself and others. Picking up stuff at the grocery store is NOT providing for yourself, nor others. I want to see homegrown veggies, self cured meats, and REAL lard here. Not shit from a grocery store. Jesus thanks you for serving real food. I will bring my own homegrown brandywine tomatoes and a whole pig, but I'll need a smoking/fire pit as I can't just pick up my own and bring it.
2) I see a severe lack of leadership here. Don't ask, ORDER and DIRECT the organizational structure.
And always remember, these animals and everything on this Earth are here for us to enjoy and use at our will. A whole pig would serve your entire group and a great way to teach the young ones how to provide and clean an animal. Same goes for a deer. You want me to bring a deer or a pig? Your call.
Your provider,
Spidey
Here is a suggested list of items needed for our fellowship. Please let Sister Jam know what you would like to bring. This can be done via evite, email or call.
Also, I believe, Sister Janine recommend that we bring chairs. So if you have a portable lawn chair or chair in a bag, etc. bring it along.
Food List Sign-up Sheet
Chicken
Hot Dogs Beef / Turkey
Hamburgers Beef / Turkey
Hot Dog Rolls
Hamburger Rolls
Potato Salad
Pasta Salad
Tossed Salad
Mac & Cheese
Baked Beans
Corn-on-Cob
Paper Goods (Paper Plates, Napkins, Cups, Eating Utensils)
Deserts
Fruit or (Fruit Salad)
Drinks Hugs / Soda / Water
Char co / lite fluid
Currently, we are expecting approx 35 people. More than one person may bring the same item. We are looking forward to a blessed time of fun and fellowship.
Response after 3 weeks of being on this list
Elders, Brothers and Sisters. Please hear my words of wisdom regarding cooking out. These are the words of wisdom and providing for oneself and others. The Lord preaches personal responsibility and I am ashamed at the lack thereof shown here.
1) Learn to make fire without the need for charcoal and lighter fluid. These are the work of the devil when it comes to grilling, much less bar-b-que. For 35 people you need only a few bags of lump charcoal, a good grill and a chimney starter. Better yet, use your hand tools to build a respectable fire and cook on that.I REPEAT - lighter fluid is the work of the devil and is to be shunned.
This is what Jesus wants, this is what God wants. Provide for yourself and others. Picking up stuff at the grocery store is NOT providing for yourself, nor others. I want to see homegrown veggies, self cured meats, and REAL lard here. Not shit from a grocery store. Jesus thanks you for serving real food. I will bring my own homegrown brandywine tomatoes and a whole pig, but I'll need a smoking/fire pit as I can't just pick up my own and bring it.
2) I see a severe lack of leadership here. Don't ask, ORDER and DIRECT the organizational structure.
And always remember, these animals and everything on this Earth are here for us to enjoy and use at our will. A whole pig would serve your entire group and a great way to teach the young ones how to provide and clean an animal. Same goes for a deer. You want me to bring a deer or a pig? Your call.
Your provider,
Spidey