My response to Ministry Fellowship

Status
Not open for further replies.

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
65,469
5
76
Ok, this kind of "spam" or wrong e-mail address has been going on for a few weeks and I decided it was time to respond. What y'all think?

Here is a suggested list of items needed for our fellowship. Please let Sister Jam know what you would like to bring. This can be done via evite, email or call.



Also, I believe, Sister Janine recommend that we bring chairs. So if you have a portable lawn chair or chair in a bag, etc. bring it along.



Food List Sign-up Sheet



Chicken

Hot Dogs – Beef / Turkey

Hamburgers – Beef / Turkey

Hot Dog Rolls

Hamburger Rolls

Potato Salad

Pasta Salad

Tossed Salad

Mac & Cheese

Baked Beans

Corn-on-Cob

Paper Goods (Paper Plates, Napkins, Cups, Eating Utensils)

Deserts

Fruit or (Fruit Salad)

Drinks – Hugs / Soda / Water

Char co / lite fluid



Currently, we are expecting approx 35 people. More than one person may bring the same item. We are looking forward to a blessed time of fun and fellowship.

Response after 3 weeks of being on this list
Elders, Brothers and Sisters. Please hear my words of wisdom regarding cooking out. These are the words of wisdom and providing for oneself and others. The Lord preaches personal responsibility and I am ashamed at the lack thereof shown here.

1) Learn to make fire without the need for charcoal and lighter fluid. These are the work of the devil when it comes to grilling, much less bar-b-que. For 35 people you need only a few bags of lump charcoal, a good grill and a chimney starter. Better yet, use your hand tools to build a respectable fire and cook on that.I REPEAT - lighter fluid is the work of the devil and is to be shunned.

This is what Jesus wants, this is what God wants. Provide for yourself and others. Picking up stuff at the grocery store is NOT providing for yourself, nor others. I want to see homegrown veggies, self cured meats, and REAL lard here. Not shit from a grocery store. Jesus thanks you for serving real food. I will bring my own homegrown brandywine tomatoes and a whole pig, but I'll need a smoking/fire pit as I can't just pick up my own and bring it.

2) I see a severe lack of leadership here. Don't ask, ORDER and DIRECT the organizational structure.

And always remember, these animals and everything on this Earth are here for us to enjoy and use at our will. A whole pig would serve your entire group and a great way to teach the young ones how to provide and clean an animal. Same goes for a deer. You want me to bring a deer or a pig? Your call.

Your provider,
Spidey
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
23,720
1,502
136
"Please remove me from your mailing list. Thank you".

That is all that is needed, and you could save the acrimony.
 

Terzo

Platinum Member
Dec 13, 2005
2,589
27
91
This is clearly a clever attempt to get himself into a Jam.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
64,714
13,060
146
You forgot to put in your "special request" for nekkid dancing girls...preferably NOT the church choir...(they're usually old fat ladies)
 
Oct 20, 2005
10,978
44
91
Ok, this kind of "spam" or wrong e-mail address has been going on for a few weeks and I decided it was time to respond. What y'all think?



Response after 3 weeks of being on this list
Elders, Brothers and Sisters. Please hear my words of wisdom regarding cooking out. These are the words of wisdom and providing for oneself and others. The Lord preaches personal responsibility and I am ashamed at the lack thereof shown here.

1) Learn to make fire without the need for charcoal and lighter fluid. These are the work of the devil when it comes to grilling, much less bar-b-que. For 35 people you need only a few bags of lump charcoal, a good grill and a chimney starter. Better yet, use your hand tools to build a respectable fire and cook on that.I REPEAT - lighter fluid is the work of the devil and is to be shunned.

This is what Jesus wants, this is what God wants. Provide for yourself and others. Picking up stuff at the grocery store is NOT providing for yourself, nor others. I want to see homegrown veggies, self cured meats, and REAL lard here. Not shit from a grocery store. Jesus thanks you for serving real food. I will bring my own homegrown brandywine tomatoes and a whole pig, but I'll need a smoking/fire pit as I can't just pick up my own and bring it.

2) I see a severe lack of leadership here. Don't ask, ORDER and DIRECT the organizational structure.

And always remember, these animals and everything on this Earth are here for us to enjoy and use at our will. A whole pig would serve your entire group and a great way to teach the young ones how to provide and clean an animal. Same goes for a deer. You want me to bring a deer or a pig? Your call.

Your provider,
Spidey


You are pretty immature. Just reply back saying they got the wrong email. Maybe when you grow up you'll realize nothing you do is remotely funny.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
65,469
5
76
You are pretty immature. Just reply back saying they got the wrong email. Maybe when you grow up you'll realize nothing you do is remotely funny.

Not really. The greatest life skill I ever learned was to be able to laugh at myself.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.