Don Vito Corleone
Elite
So this year I have rented several cars, both due to travel for work and because my car has been hit, twice, while parked, and thus I was given loaners while body work was being performed. My thoughts and ratings:
2011 Chevy HHR: I don't know how else to say it - this is an awful car in all respects. I know it's an older design, but so is my 330i (though of course I am not comparing the two directly, since they operate in totally different market spaces and price points). It was buzzy, uncomfortable, handled poorly, and was all around the worst car I have driven in years. Also my particular example seemed to have led a hard life - the alignment was off. Overall I give this a D.
2012 Hyundai Sonata: Overall, not a bad highway cruiser. This was the only one of the cars with Bluetooth and iPod connectivity, and generally it worked fine for my needs. I actually drove this car about 300 miles over two days and it worked well. Not a ton of power, and the interior's execution and materials really don't live up to the swoopiness of the exterior. Solid B-.
2012 Nissan Versa S hatchback: I ended up in this because my assistant somehow inadvertently got me a compact car. Believe me, she heard about it! :~) I honestly didn't know that, in the year 2012, one could still buy a car with manual windows and door locks, but apparently you can. Together with a 122-bhp engine and a 4-speed automatic, this was not a fun ride in any respect, and felt just like a stripper rental car circa 1990. That being said, it was competently built and should hold up OK. It may not even be fair to letter-grade the car in that it was a smaller, more stripped down car than the others, but I will anyway - I give it a D+.
2012 Nissan Maxima: This was the best of the cars overall. Very good power, and I love that VQ exhaust note. I actually kind of like the Nissan implementation of an always-in-your-pocket automatic keyless system better than my BMW's Comfort Access. This is a fast highway car and does very well in that environment. On the downside, the styling looks strange to my eyes, the giant monochrome LCD screen on non-nav cars (like mine) is goofy, the CVT feels really weird compared to a conventional transmission, and the car's sporting pretensions are revealed to be, well, pretensions as soon as you try to corner with any kind of speed. This car gets a B.
2012 Chevy Impala: Just dropped this off this morning (and it was really the car that inspired this thread). What a disappointment! Isn't this supposed to be able to compete with the Accord, Camry and Sonata? In practice, it's fairly quick on the freeway but absolutely hates to turn, and the steering wheel is as floaty and disconnected from the road as any I have felt in my 25 years behind the wheel. The ergonomics are dumb for such a traditional car (Why put the wiper controls on the turn signal stalk instead of having another stalk? Why no gear indicator markers alongside the shift lever?) The interior looks decent in photos, but as soon as you get in, you realize that the leather-textured surface of the entire dash and nearly all of the interior you are actually touching (including where your left hand rests if not on the wheel) is hard, hollow plastic. There is a ton of fake wood that, again, could photograph well but in practice it looks completely phony. Similarly, the lining of the pillars looks like the fabric headliner, but when you touch it, it's actually hard plastic molded with the texture of fabric. This car feels nasty and cheap with 15K miles on it, and God knows how much rattling and squeaking the future will hold. I would have more confidence in the stripped-out Versa in that respect. Speaking as a taxpaying American this car makes me sad. I give it a C-.
2011 Chevy HHR: I don't know how else to say it - this is an awful car in all respects. I know it's an older design, but so is my 330i (though of course I am not comparing the two directly, since they operate in totally different market spaces and price points). It was buzzy, uncomfortable, handled poorly, and was all around the worst car I have driven in years. Also my particular example seemed to have led a hard life - the alignment was off. Overall I give this a D.
2012 Hyundai Sonata: Overall, not a bad highway cruiser. This was the only one of the cars with Bluetooth and iPod connectivity, and generally it worked fine for my needs. I actually drove this car about 300 miles over two days and it worked well. Not a ton of power, and the interior's execution and materials really don't live up to the swoopiness of the exterior. Solid B-.
2012 Nissan Versa S hatchback: I ended up in this because my assistant somehow inadvertently got me a compact car. Believe me, she heard about it! :~) I honestly didn't know that, in the year 2012, one could still buy a car with manual windows and door locks, but apparently you can. Together with a 122-bhp engine and a 4-speed automatic, this was not a fun ride in any respect, and felt just like a stripper rental car circa 1990. That being said, it was competently built and should hold up OK. It may not even be fair to letter-grade the car in that it was a smaller, more stripped down car than the others, but I will anyway - I give it a D+.
2012 Nissan Maxima: This was the best of the cars overall. Very good power, and I love that VQ exhaust note. I actually kind of like the Nissan implementation of an always-in-your-pocket automatic keyless system better than my BMW's Comfort Access. This is a fast highway car and does very well in that environment. On the downside, the styling looks strange to my eyes, the giant monochrome LCD screen on non-nav cars (like mine) is goofy, the CVT feels really weird compared to a conventional transmission, and the car's sporting pretensions are revealed to be, well, pretensions as soon as you try to corner with any kind of speed. This car gets a B.
2012 Chevy Impala: Just dropped this off this morning (and it was really the car that inspired this thread). What a disappointment! Isn't this supposed to be able to compete with the Accord, Camry and Sonata? In practice, it's fairly quick on the freeway but absolutely hates to turn, and the steering wheel is as floaty and disconnected from the road as any I have felt in my 25 years behind the wheel. The ergonomics are dumb for such a traditional car (Why put the wiper controls on the turn signal stalk instead of having another stalk? Why no gear indicator markers alongside the shift lever?) The interior looks decent in photos, but as soon as you get in, you realize that the leather-textured surface of the entire dash and nearly all of the interior you are actually touching (including where your left hand rests if not on the wheel) is hard, hollow plastic. There is a ton of fake wood that, again, could photograph well but in practice it looks completely phony. Similarly, the lining of the pillars looks like the fabric headliner, but when you touch it, it's actually hard plastic molded with the texture of fabric. This car feels nasty and cheap with 15K miles on it, and God knows how much rattling and squeaking the future will hold. I would have more confidence in the stripped-out Versa in that respect. Speaking as a taxpaying American this car makes me sad. I give it a C-.
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