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My real life "Whopper Freakout" tonight

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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I went to my local Burger King after work to grab a couple whoppers, but they had a sign on the drive-thru speaker stating "due to unforeseen circumstances we can not offer whoppers for sale at this time."

While I was reading it, the drive-thru guy came on asked what I would like and I couldn't help but to ask if this was some kind of Whopper Freakout commercial thing. He started laughing and said he's been asked that many times today. So I said, "I want a whopper!" and I started laughing. Hillarious.

Apparently they ran out of buns for the whoppers due to a coupon blitz that wiped them out.

I snagged some double whopper Jrs that were on sale.

😀
 
I remember that commercial, it had a bunch of dudes with mullets and missing teeth freaking out about not getting a whopper. You wonder whether those people ever had any potential and life just steam rolled over it, or whether they were doomed to failure from birth.
 
Originally posted by: BudAshes
I remember that commercial, it had a bunch of dudes with mullets and missing teeth freaking out about not getting a whopper. You wonder whether those people ever had any potential and life just steam rolled over it, or whether they were doomed to failure from birth.
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10/10
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: yankeesfan
This would never have happened at McDonalds.
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Yep, you're 100% sure of never getting a Whopper at McDonalds.
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unless you're Chuck Norris.
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come on now that fad has been played to death. why not just post "thats what she said" or "only alternator sized whoppers". you're not funny because you recycle the same shit over and over and over for years. stop the attempt to be witty and edit the damn post. NOW

/anger

Edit: sorry that was rude. I apologize for my inability to ignore.
 
Reminds me of the time I went to Arbys and was told they were out of Roast Beef... I was like WTF?!
 
Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: yankeesfan
This would never have happened at McDonalds.
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Yep, you're 100% sure of never getting a Whopper at McDonalds.
Click to expand...
unless you're Chuck Norris.
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come on now that fad has been played to death. why not just post "thats what she said" or "only alternator sized whoppers". you're not funny because you recycle the same shit over and over and over for years. stop the attempt to be witty and edit the damn post. NOW

/anger

Edit: sorry that was rude. I apologize for my inability to ignore.
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wow, someone needs to calm down.

good thing you're not in P&N.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: yankeesfan
This would never have happened at McDonalds.
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Yep, you're 100% sure of never getting a Whopper at McDonalds.
Click to expand...
unless you're Chuck Norris.
Click to expand...

come on now that fad has been played to death. why not just post "thats what she said" or "only alternator sized whoppers". you're not funny because you recycle the same shit over and over and over for years. stop the attempt to be witty and edit the damn post. NOW

/anger

Edit: sorry that was rude. I apologize for my inability to ignore.
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wow, someone needs to calm down.

good thing you're not in P&N.
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ya sorry bout that bud, its been a night
 
I drove up to the Tim Horton's speaker the other day and ordered my coffee with a "french vanilla flavour shot" which I have grown quite accustomed to.

the girl replies, "we don't have the French Vanilla flavour shot at this location."

i was shocked, so I just said, "Why?"

had to settle for the frickin Toasted Hazelnut shot :|
 
Originally posted by: aphex
Reminds me of the time I went to Arbys and was told they were out of Roast Beef... I was like WTF?!
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They haven't had roast beef in a long time, now days it's processed crap meat. Been that way for many years now.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
I drove up to the Tim Horton's speaker the other day and ordered my coffee with a "french vanilla flavour shot" which I have grown quite accustomed to.

the girl replies, "we don't have the French Vanilla flavour shot at this location."

i was shocked, so I just said, "Why?"

had to settle for the frickin Toasted Hazelnut shot :|
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They inoculate their coffee? 😛

 
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