My real estate agent is hot

[Tommy2000GT]

but good god, she absolutely sucks at finding the right house for me. She has been looking for me for 5 months. Would it be ok for me to find another agent?

 

[JulesMaximus]

It is well known that once you hit 6 months she'll sleep with you.

 

[Imp]

Ask what else she sucks?

 

[wirednuts]

yeah ask her out. hit and quit cause she obviously sucks at her job jk

 

[Tommy2000GT]

No I can't do that, I already have a g/f

 

[PenguinPower]

Yeah...ok. No pics, bullshit. Buy the house and move on.

 

[brianmanahan]

No I can't do that, I already have a g/f

maybe this one wont require 1300$ purses?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

No need, I found the perfect living arrangement for you:

It even comes with a troll roommate.

 

[wirednuts]

if you already have a gf, then you should have had a pic of this real estate agent a long time ago!

 

[Tommy2000GT]

Yeah...ok. No pics, bullshit. Buy the house and move on.

trying to. i'm even looking constantly on Redfin

 

[Tommy2000GT]

maybe this one wont require 1300$ purses?

I think her purse cost more than $1300.

 

[Tommy2000GT]

if you already have a gf, then you should have had a pic of this real estate agent a long time ago!

wat

 

[brianmanahan]

wat

PICS or GET OUT

 

[jpeyton]

Found a pic on another site:

Tommy you dastardly dog!

 

[SagaLore]

No I can't do that, I already have a g/f

You keep using that word, but I'm not sure it means what you think it means. :hmm:

 

[dquan97]

PICS or GET OUT

yup

 

[wirednuts]

Found a pic on another site:

Tommy you dastardly dog!

wow shes smokin. gotta be what, 120lbs? is she even 30 years old? damn...

 

[BoT]

you guys don't think she is doing that on purpose? she doesn't want to find you a house because she is waiting for you to ask her out.

 

[wirednuts]

you guys don't think she is doing that on purpose? she doesn't want to find you a house because she is waiting for you to ask her out.

ive talked to an agent on off-record terms and they said they really just need one sale a month. if they get 2 or 3 they admittedly stop trying until next month.

i dont think theyre in the business anymore though

 

[JulesMaximus]

you guys don't think she is doing that on purpose? she doesn't want to find you a house because she is waiting for you to ask her out.

Agreed. She knows you're money dude. Shit, I bet you drive a red Cavalier.

 

[Charlie98]

but good god, she absolutely sucks at finding the right house for me. She has been looking for me for 5 months. Would it be ok for me to find another agent?

If she hasn't found a house for you in 5 months in this market... either she is shining you on or you want NYC at an Alabama trailer park price...

 

[BoT]

ive talked to an agent on off-record terms and they said they really just need one sale a month. if they get 2 or 3 they admittedly stop trying until next month.

i dont think theyre in the business anymore though

she would still be wasting her time .. without pay. what for?

 

[VulgarDisplay]

If she hasn't found a house for you in 5 months in this market... either she is shining you on or you want NYC at an Alabama trailer park price...

It's actually a lot harder to find a house right now that you think. If you're looking for a starter home, or something cheapish with 3 bedrooms good luck.

If you're looking for a 5 bedroom 3500 sq. ft. house with 4 bathrooms in an area where you pay insane property taxes and have HOA dues then they can find you something in a jiffy.

 

[Charlie98]

It's actually a lot harder to find a house right now that you think. If you're looking for a starter home, or something cheapish with 3 bedrooms good luck.

If you're looking for a 5 bedroom 3500 sq. ft. house with 4 bathrooms in an area where you pay insane property taxes and have HOA dues then they can find you something in a jiffy.

Depends on where the OP is... Here in north Dallas, you can find all that and then some, at any range of price. It's definitely a buyers market here...

But I do know what you are saying about the 3500+ SQ/FT houses... there are a lot of those in foreclosure around here, but not as bad as some other areas of the country.

 

[wirednuts]

she would still be wasting her time .. without pay. what for?

theyre lazy..