My prof has an interesting sence of humor....

[aphex]

towards the end of her email

...Those of you in section 1, and those of you scheduled for oral argument at 11:00 that day, go to the Great Hall at 3:00 P.M. If you don?t know what section you?re in, I guess you?ll have to just drop out of school and ruin your life; or call the registrar.

 

[Nebor]

 

[Schadenfreude]

Gaffaw, gaffaw - I'm one of the few that'd have to drop out of school and ruin my life . . ..

edit: sense, n00b! /spelling Nazi AKA Mr.Pot tellikng Mr.Kettle what's up.

 

[ondarkness]

My old HS teacher used to joke about how many guns he had in his shed.. and if that one day would come, he wouldn't flinch in taking all the school out.

he was my fav.

 

[axelfox]

Moot Court time?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: axelfox
Moot Court time?

nah, appellate oral arguments...

 

[Drakkon]

sadly all it takes is one dumbass student to get all asshurt over that statement...take it up with the administration...and that prof would get canned

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: ondarkness
My old HS teacher used to joke about how many guns he had in his shed.. and if that one day would come, he wouldn't flinch in taking all the school out.

he was my fav.

These days the school board would have taken him out.. and quick!

 

[ondarkness]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: ondarkness
My old HS teacher used to joke about how many guns he had in his shed.. and if that one day would come, he wouldn't flinch in taking all the school out.

he was my fav.

These days the school board would have taken him out.. and quick!

i know.
it sucks.

this guy was so damn cool though.
I'm glad most of the class was too ignorant to realize what he was saying.

 

[eLiu]

My numerical analysis instructor, after someone asked him (via email) if he could submit the solution in C. (Instructor wanted us to use MATLAB).

If I have to read through how your main()'s mallocs and frees,
your command-line parsing, your file IO, your hacked up "matrix"
or "polynomial" class, or the clever way you #define-d abs() to
use the stupid "ternary operator", then my time is wasted.
Unless you have been professionally programming in C++ for more
than 3 years, I fear my eyes will bleed if I read too much of
your source.

If I have to pick through your source to find the routine which
does demonstrate that you've learnined something, and you have
18 different globals with names like i17 and yyy then I will
not be happy. In fact, if these important functions do not
look as eloquent as the comparable matlab function, then you
should take a class in software engineering before inflicting
your C code on me, your UROP supervisor, or the public.

 

[VirtualLarry]

Originally posted by: ondarkness
My old HS teacher used to joke about how many guns he had in his shed.. and if that one day would come, he wouldn't flinch in taking all the school out.
he was my fav.

Disturbing. He's lucky that he hasn't been locked up already, the way that things have been going lately in schools.