quite simply upon an american invasion, we just turn all our lights out, and you guys would end up taking over alaska...
they look like us, they have igloos, lots of snow, oil, forest, its pretty big up there too
you guys may have your stealth bombers and bb guns, but we have water coated snow balls sitting my my grammy's freezer for teh past 2 years just waiting to poke an eye out 🙂
your southern hill billy's with their shot guns wont know whats hit em when they get into saskatchewan in the middle of january muahahahahhahaha