My poem to the ladies of AT

BillGates

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I don't understand why
You get so much attention;
we know you're all really a guy
leave us alone so we can talk about puters and motorcycles and rock music and cars and stereos and hot chicks and steaks and beer and _________ <FILL IN THE BLANK>
 

BillGates

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Trust no one. There are no females here. I think the guys may have finally accepted that fact.
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: BillGates
Trust no one. There are no females here. I think the guys may have finally accepted that fact.
Simply put your sig best sums up my response to your comment.

 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: BillGates
Trust no one. There are no females here. I think the guys may have finally accepted that fact.

Just because we're smart enough to not want to meet you in real time doesn't mean there aren't women here :)
 

Sealy

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Is this just a secret ploy to get all the women of AT to respond to you so that you'll know who we are, and then hit on us by PM's?;)
 

BillGates

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Originally posted by: Sealy
Is this just a secret ploy to get all the women of AT to respond to you so that you'll know who we are, and then hit on us by PM's?;)

No way, sir.
 

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: BillGates
Trust no one. There are no females here. I think the guys may have finally accepted that fact.

Just because we're smart enough to not want to meet you in real time doesn't mean there aren't women here :)

Isn't everything you do in real-time? I don't know anyone who lives in slow motion. :p
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: BillGates

leave us alone so we can talk about puters and motorcycles and rock music and cars and stereos and hot chicks and steaks and beer and _________ <FILL IN THE BLANK>

I totally agree. Let's let the women of the world know that BillGates requests that he be left alone, for his lifespan, to talk about girls. I think it's quite noble of him to perform this service to female kind.
 

geno

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leave us alone so we can talk about puters and motorcycles and rock music and cars and stereos and hot chicks and steaks and beer and _________
yay, more stereotypes and generalizations
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Sealy

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Originally posted by: HotChic


I totally agree. Let's let the women of the world know that BillGates requests that he be left alone, for his lifespan, to talk about girls. I think it's quite noble of him to perform this service to female kind.


Haha! I don't think he has to request that the girls leave him alone, I think we'll leave him alone all by ourselves!:)
 

geno

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this thread also declares that BillGates wants to be surrounded by nothing but men....hmm
 

BillGates

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Originally posted by: geno
this thread also declares that BillGates wants to be surrounded by nothing but men....hmm

Or maybe attractive women? Not like anything online matters, but hot chicks make everything better.
 

Sealy

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Originally posted by: BillGates
Originally posted by: geno
this thread also declares that BillGates wants to be surrounded by nothing but men....hmm

Or maybe attractive women? Not like anything online matters, but hot chicks make everything better.

Hey ya hear that hotchick? You make everything better!
 

"Or maybe attractive women? Not like anything online matters, but hot chicks make everything better."

Oh, so you think that attractive women would actually notice a no-name, plain (or possible ugly) looking guy who bears the nick Bill Gates but has no money?
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Or you think actual attractive women would care whether or not a no-name, plain looking guy believes they're authentic?
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Hon', let me tell you something: We know where to find the real Bill Gates (and yes, they're on the 'net with exclusive services. :Q) or some charming guys. Your opinion about our authenticity means nothing. Stick it. . . . ;)