My pizza guy tried to hump our dog!

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: leftyman
We were in a hurry last night, no time to cook dinner. So we ordered a pizza from the usual place and had it delivered.
Anyways 1/2 hr later we hear a commotion outside and lo and behold we see the pizza guy and our dog in a love embrace. The wife had to beat te pizza guy off our dog with a rolled up paper. Needless to say now our dog is traumatized and we dont know what to do about it.
The pizza guy tried to say the dog was humping him but we saw who was on top, if you know what i mean .
The pizza guy tried to give us our pizza for free to forget about everything but we paid anyways just to get rid of him.
Looks like its time for another pizza place now, i hope our dog adjusts.

That is hilarious...beastiality in full form

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: leftyman
We were in a hurry last night, no time to cook dinner. So we ordered a pizza from the usual place and had it delivered.
Anyways 1/2 hr later we hear a commotion outside and lo and behold we see the pizza guy and our dog in a love embrace. The wife had to beat te pizza guy off our dog with a rolled up paper. Needless to say now our dog is traumatized and we dont know what to do about it.
The pizza guy tried to say the dog was humping him but we saw who was on top, if you know what i mean .
The pizza guy tried to give us our pizza for free to forget about everything but we paid anyways just to get rid of him.
Looks like its time for another pizza place now, i hope our dog adjusts.

it was semi-funny... 4/10

 

[SagaLore]

leftyman, I swear, do you have to make a parody every single day :frown:

 

[sourceninja]

pics?

 

[leftyman]

who said it was a parody and no i was on vacation for a week

 

[TStep]

did you pay $10, disguised as a tip, for services rendered?

 

[marvdmartian]

I'm a little amazed that you'd trust a person who you claim was humping your dog not to have done something nasty with your food! :shocked:

 

[TwinkleToes77]

What was the original thread about?

 

[salt9876]

Crazy pizza dude i tell ya

 

[BrokenVisage]

You have your very own pizza guy? Well La-De-Da, Richie Rich!