My penis is stuck in the vaccum what should i do?

JillyBean

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I was vacuuming naked, cause I am a nudist and I was using the little hose thing to vacuum the couch and dropped it and it just latched on. I started to get erect and quickly unplugged it but since I was hard it was still stuck. I can not get my erection to go down so what should I do?

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lxskllr

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Fuck it. What else can you do?


I'd have deleted this thread of his as well, but this post wins the thread.
 
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Pardus

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I was vacuuming naked, cause I am a nudist and I was using the little hose thing to vacuum the couch and dropped it and it just latched on. I started to get erect and quickly unplugged it but since I was hard it was still stuck. I can not get my erection to go down so what should I do?

Solution: don't vacuum naked and seek physiciatric help.
 

Binarycow

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so thats what the darn hose is for. I always wonder why it is of a particular size. Learn something new everyday.
 

Rhoxed

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posting in epic late night thread.


btw OP if it was the hose part, you can probably remove one of the attachments and use some sort of "lubricant" from the top end of the removed attachment to free your tool.
 

l0cke

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