My PC crashed. Lost data. Who in NSA can i contact to get a backup copy?

[JEDI]

thx folks. I'll be here till next Tues.
Try the veal. it's delish

/bada bing

 

[waggy]

lol

im sure they read this and will be in contact shortly.

 

[Newbian]

The black vans are on the way.

 

[Sheep]

Just like Newegg has support staff monitoring these forums, I'm sure NSA will step in to assist soon.

 

[IGBT]

is it true the NSA is the author of Win32.Downloader.gen trojan?? And similar malware?

 

[unokitty]

thx folks. I'll be here till next Tues.
Try the veal. it's delish

/bada bing

If it wasn't classified, I could tell you.

Have you tried asking Edward Snowden?

Uno

 

[Kreon]

The black vans are on the way.

Wait, so now they offer free field tech support calls? The NSA cares about us that much? I <3 my government!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hmm, they should actually offer that service! Backup and archival. Why not, they already have the data anyway? Need some obscure bank statement from 1944? They've got it!

 

[MisterJackson]

I just cleared my browser history and a message popped up that read, "Nice try. -NSA"

 

[mistercrabby]

right, like the government cheese version of carbonite. (-:

 

[JulesMaximus]

I went to update my Facebook status and noticed some new options in the security settings on who can see my post.

 

[Red Squirrel]

:biggrin: This thread is now about government surveillance jokes. Because if you can't fight the system, at least we can add a little humor to the dreadful situation.

 

[MisterJackson]

:biggrin: This thread is now about government surveillance jokes. Because if you can't fight the system, at least we can add a little humor to the dreadful situation.

That just sounds dirty. Charlotte is webcam whore???

 

[DesiPower]

Go through the back channel, get in touch with one of the contracting companies, it will be quicker, might cost you some, but will be quicker.

 

[DesiPower]

Okay, my only question is how much ink do these little suckers hold, especially for my Canon BCI-21 cartridges. A few drops for $1.70 or so just doesn't cut it ... gonna email them and ask. Did you use their toner or inkjet cartridges?

Shouldn't that be NSA?

 

[DesiPower]

If NSA is tracking all emails and phone communications, they will have so much sexting data! Is like unlimited supply of reality porn!

 

[ImpulsE69]

This thread made me laugh




....but not too hard, because government surveillance is good mone--serious business.

 

[IGBT]

over half of all internet activity is p0rn so go figure.

 

[dighn]

hope you had a bomb plan or two on your pc or your data is gone buddy

 

[Red Squirrel]

over half of all internet activity is p0rn so go figure.

Makes sense, the Internet was originally designed so that in the event of a nuclear strike, military leaders would not lose access to pornography.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9R-2X9Bl5w (a good classic)

 

[disappoint]

That just sounds dirty. Charlotte is webcam whore???

No too young for that. She might be serving up some brain slushies though and her dad will be around soon to let you know consequences won't be the same and backtracing will be implemented forthwith.

 

[disappoint]

Makes sense, the Internet was originally designed so that in the event of a nuclear strike, military leaders would not lose access to pornography.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9R-2X9Bl5w (a good classic)

A better classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_87171&feature=iv&src_vid=QKNnwLL991c&v=LTJvdGcb7Fs

 

[Puppies04]

I'll just leave this here.