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My partner is not circumcised... but I love him anyway

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Doboji

Diamond Member
I've been out of the closet for several years now, and I've recently met the man of my dreams. There is only one problem... he is sexually crippled... he's jewish and was circumcised shortly after his birth.

I feel really sorry for him, because he will never know the heights of sensitivity that my penis is capable of. But inspite of his handicap inflicted by his brutal and evil parents in the name of blind religion.... I still love him, and wish we could get married.

So many people seem so angry at the idea of us spending our lives together... especially at the prospect of us having children together. We would be wonderful parents... I would even defend my boys foreskins, ensuring that this brutal practice will never be inflicted upon them.

My girls would grow up in a safe home... free from the evil teachings of christianity... and most of all free from the groping hands of straight parents. Please understand we don't wish harm, we don't even want our children to be gay... just happy.

Why is it people can't understand us? I feel like being a homosexual uncircumcized male is like a curse, inflicted on me by god.

Please help.... stand up for homosexuality and foreskins....

before it's too late.

-Richard

 
Originally posted by: Doboji
I've been out of the closet for several years now, and I've recently met the man of my dreams. There is only one problem... he is sexually crippled... he's jewish and was circumcised shortly after his birth.

I feel really sorry for him, because he will never know the heights of sensitivity that my penis is capable of. But inspite of his handicap inflicted by his brutal and evil parents in the name of blind religion.... I still love him, and wish we could get married.

So many people seem so angry at the idea of us spending our lives together... especially at the prospect of us having children together. We would be wonderful parents... I would even defend my boys foreskins, ensuring that this brutal practice will never be inflicted upon them.

My girls would grow up in a safe home... free from the evil teachings of christianity... and most of all free from the groping hands of straight parents. Please understand we don't wish harm, we don't even want our children to be gay... just happy.

Why is it people can't understand us? I feel like being a homosexual uncircumcized male is like a curse, inflicted on me by god.

Please help.... stand up for homosexuality and foreskins....

before it's too late.

-Richard
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holy flame bait

Even though, I myself laughed my butt off, I just can't condone this thread. Sorry

AnandTech Moderator
 
LMAO! That's one of the best sarcastic threads I've read here.

Originally posted by: ddviper
Ag i cant decide whether or not to call shens

-Got 😕's?
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It's obviously shens. Doboji is one of the main circumcision defenders whenever the topic is brought up.
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
I move for a ban.
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Why? Because you are overly sensative with no sense of humor? Get over yourself.
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Meh, not really anything to do with the topic at hand.

I hate parodies and sarcasm taken to that extreme.

Ironic, since my sense of humor is almost entirely sarcastic.
 
Screw all of this emo sensitivity crap, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I want naked pics of your Jewish, uncircumcised, tranny-fiancee.
 
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Meh, not really anything to do with the topic at hand.

I hate parodies and sarcasm taken to that extreme.

Ironic, since my sense of humor is almost entirely sarcastic.
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In other words, you like offensive posts so long as they don't offend you? Suck it up.
 
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