My parents just dont get it

[FornicationFred]

I have a girlfriend, and my parents and counselor don't think I should be with her. She is so cool, because instead of taking a half hour to get dressed, all I have to do is inflate her, and we are ready to go. She fits nicely in a suitcase, and when company comes, she hides in the closet and never says a word in complaint. I am thinking about proposing, but they say she is not the right girl for me. Please help me figure out what to do.

 

[zippy]

I bet he has already popped her...oh, you mean with a pin? Oh...well then, carry on.

 

[ltk007]

Fred, I'm a lesser man for having read this post.

 

[Total Refected Power]

I guess his best real desire is to fornicate with a guy named Fred.

It is all so clear.

 

[Soybomb]

So who blows who (up) in this relationship?

 

[convex]

sounds like a good woman, best of luck. may you both live long and productive lives together

 

[soup or man]

least she keeps her mouth shut :|

 

[Viper Frag]

LMAO!!!! :Q

 

[prodigy]

errr, okay? :Q

 

[Mday]

that's just nasty

 

[Viper Frag]

That's beyond nasty. :disgust:

 

[Stark]

<< least she keeps her mouth >>

Only if he bought the &quot;value&quot; model.

 

[snow patrol]

LOL Stark

 

[lowtech1]

LMAO...No soup for you GUTB