My pants keep riding down

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  1. Liviathan

    Liviathan Platinum Member

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    I mean I can see the jewels!!

    But my pants keep sliding down. Doesn't matter how high they go they go down way below my belly button.

    Are my pants to big? Thats my theory. I they were tight I don't think the would move.
     
  2. Nebor

    Nebor Lifer

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    This thread is gross.
     
  3. notfred

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    Buy a belt, dumbass.
     
  4. ironcrotch

    ironcrotch Diamond Member

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    I suggest a belt, that might solve your problems.
     
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  9. 540mb

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    I heard of this cool new invention called a "belt". It's supposed to hold up your pants. It's crazy how cool it is.
     
  10. Liviathan

    Liviathan Platinum Member

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    I wear a belt!
     
  11. Demo24

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    well tighten the damn thing or duh get smaller pants
     
  12. Bryophyte

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    I think you're beyond belt. Time for suspenders.
     
  13. Mo0o

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    Time to lose weight
     
  14. bobbybe01

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    Suspenders are bad ass man.
     
  15. 540mb

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    Um if you are that slow when it comes to thinking about tighting your belt....maybe it's time for you to move to Canada.
     
  16. Twista

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    OMG! I lmfao'd when i read that. Steve urkiel memories. :thumbsup:
     
  17. Yax

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    If your belly is that big and you can still see your jewels, they must be melon size.
     
  18. Bryophyte

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    :Q
     
  19. xXped0thugXx

    xXped0thugXx Golden Member

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    hahahaha:beer:
     
  20. dullard

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    hahaha..that'll do it. And maybe do some squats to build up that ass.
     
  22. Amused

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    I can speak from experience here:

    I thought I was getting shorter a few years ago because pant lengths that fit me before were suddenly too long.

    Upon careful examination I came to the horrifying conclusion that it was because my belly was growing, and I was wearing my pants lower to fit under my belly.

    Shortly after that I started running and weight lifting and I haven't looked back.
     
  23. Yo Ma Ma

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    Suspenders good fellow, keep the jewels in the vault.
     
  24. pyonir

    pyonir Lifer

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    With you, i don't think they're jewels. More like dirty smelly rocks.
     
  25. tec699

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    I bet the sweat is flying of them rocks!


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