My pair of underwear is being held hostage!

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hzl eyed grl

hzl eyed grl

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Some of you know that X-Man is my ex-boyfriend. Well apparently, I left a pair of my underwear at his house in last summer. (My favorite pair, no doubt.) Well, he won't give them back! I insist that he just sits around either wearing them or sniffing them. I keep telling him to mail them to me, but I don't know if I should take them back now....who knows what he's done to/in them! :Q :eek:


What should we do to X-Man? Trout smack? Dungeon? No internet for a week?
 
Kaervak

Kaervak

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Innocent panties being held hostage. What is this world coming to? :D
 
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bootymac

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Be stealthy like NINJA and steal his underwear!

(what type of underwear was it?) ;)
 
waggy

waggy

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Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
Some of you know that X-Man is my ex-boyfriend. Well apparently, I left a pair of my underwear at his house in last summer. (My favorite pair, no doubt.) Well, he won't give them back! I insist that he just sits around either wearing them or sniffing them. I keep telling him to mail them to me, but I don't know if I should take them back now....who knows what he's done to/in them! :Q :eek:


What should we do to X-Man? Trout smack? Dungeon? No internet for a week?
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uhm. yeah.


/me gets 10foot pool and decides not to touch this.
 
waggy

waggy

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
Some of you know that X-Man is my ex-boyfriend. Well apparently, I left a pair of my underwear at his house in last summer. (My favorite pair, no doubt.) Well, he won't give them back! I insist that he just sits around either wearing them or sniffing them. I keep telling him to mail them to me, but I don't know if I should take them back now....who knows what he's done to/in them! :Q :eek:


What should we do to X-Man? Trout smack? Dungeon? No internet for a week?
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uhm. yeah.


he is on step 3! now for the profit!
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hzl eyed grl

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Be stealthy like NINJA and steal his underwear!

(what type of underwear was it?) ;)
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Black and I don't remember the material, but they were my FAVORITE! :( :brokenheart:
 
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GtPrOjEcTX

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Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
Originally posted by: bootymac
Be stealthy like NINJA and steal his underwear!

(what type of underwear was it?) ;)
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Black and I don't remember the material, but they were my FAVORITE! :( :brokenheart:
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He asked the color? I didn't see that ;)
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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:camera:s?

Ahh, the fragrant smell of moist panties. I have no access to a female at this point in time. Thanks for sharing; now I'm gonna be hard-up all day. :eek:
 
Koing

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
:camera:s?

Ahh, the fragrant smell of moist panties. I have no access to a female at this point in time. Thanks for sharing; now I'm gonna be hard-up all day. :eek:
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Good to know it works :eek:, better then it not working!

 
hzl eyed grl

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: X-Man
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Hazel.

:D
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Yes, yes you did. Don't make me bring out my little blue dress! :p
 
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crumpet19

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Sorry -didn't mean anything by it. I was just quoting the movie Road Trip which I had happened to be watching.
 
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