My own coworker complaint thread

[CRXican]

This asshat it about the same age I am (24). Not a day goes by where he doesn't fall asleep in his chair. He came in shortly after I did this morning and started snoozing almost immediately.

In fact, he's behind me slumped over right now. What's worse is our supervisor knows he does it and has spoken with im about it. Worse than that is the fact that he's a city employee so he probably can't get fired for this.

Slackers FTL

/complaint (no rant expressed or implied)

 

[MrChad]

Put his hand in a cup of water.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

:camera:

 

[tefleming]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Put his hand in a cup of water.

Draw on his face with a sharpie?

 

[xalos]

It could be sleep anea.. I have it and could easily fall asleep if I let myself get bored. If it's a medical issue and he's seeking treatment, not much your employer can do.

 

[dartworth]

maybe he works a second job
maybe he has a substance abuse problem
maybe he is having a crisis at home
maybe...ah fuck it, just fire the lazy sob

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: xalos
It could be sleep anea.. I have it and could easily fall asleep if I let myself get bored. If it's a medical issue and he's seeking treatment, not much your employer can do.

he aint seeking shit besides his next nap

 

[Demon-Xanth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 <-- 1:38 to 1:42

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 <-- 1:38 to 1:42

 

[torpid]

Get a high pitched white noise cubicle thingy. Or is he a sound sleeper?

My coworkers told me that there used to be a guy here who would snore loudly most of the day while asleep.

 

[finite automaton]

Wow. Why even bother going to work?

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 <-- 1:38 to 1:42

lol

 

[Newbian]

Just remove his pants if he is a heavy sleeper and then watch the action when he wakes up for lunch.

 

[imported_Imp]

Feel him up?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 <-- 1:38 to 1:42

LMAO that part is awesome.

KT

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 <-- 1:38 to 1:42

LMAO!!! that's fucking hilarious!!!

some of their other videos are pretty funny too, like the mother's day one.


Auto insurance video from the same guys.

 

[dakels]

How can he not get fired?

 

[lupi]

Lay your junk on his shoulder then wake him up. If he ask any questions or threatens you just say that's not there's always next time.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: lupi
Lay your junk on his shoulder then wake him up. If he ask any questions or threatens you just say that's not there's always next time.

this... dammit, im late

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 <-- 1:38 to 1:42

Good stuff.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/MrPickins/CW2006.gif