My Osama Bin Laden and Kate Middleton joke

[grohl]

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and Kate Middleton have in common?

A: Last week they both had their back door blown open by a Navy man.



C'mon, I know you lol'd.

 

[TechBoyJK]

=)

 

[shortylickens]

Kate who?

 

[brblx]

i think it's that kate plus 8 or whatever bitch? too lazy to google someone so inconsequential.

non-comedic comedic advice: you could've just given an obvious gay celeb and used the word 'sailor.'

 

[HAL9000]

I like it.

 

[HAL9000]

i think it's that kate plus 8 or whatever bitch? too lazy to google someone so inconsequential.

non-comedic comedic advice: you could've just given an obvious gay celeb and used the word 'sailor.'

That wouldn't have been relevant to that week.

 

[zerocool84]

Who`s this Kate person?

 

[HAL9000]

Who`s this Kate person?

She married a prince the other week, she will one day sit beside him while he is the King of England.

 

[bfdd]

go watch your fucking movie liar.

 

[Gibson486]

please post pic of kate in bathing suit...

Also...how can you not know who she is?

 

[Away]

:biggrin:

 

[brblx]

That wouldn't have been relevant to that week.

ooohhhh it's that royal wedding wise and beautiful woman.

ok got it.

still say you could just use richard simmons.

 

[HAL9000]

ooohhhh it's that royal wedding wise and beautiful woman.

ok got it.

still say you could just use richard simmons.

Why is she a wise and beautiful woman?!

 

[brblx]

don't worry i call all women cunts.

Cya.

ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[HAL9000]

don't worry i call all women cunts.

classy...

 

[YoungGun21]

don't worry i call all women cunts.

Good with the ladies I see...

 

[shortylickens]

don't worry i call all women cunts.

Have fun on your vacation.

 

[Jeeebus]

A: Last week they both had their back door blown open by a Navy man.

There's a Village People spinoff joke here somewhere...

 

[QueBert]

Good with the ladies I see...

No worse than most of the other dudes on here. An internet forum isn't exactly a place I'd associate with men who are good with ladies.

 

[BoomerD]

meh...keep trying...or better yet, STOP trying.

That one's just not funny.

Make all the jokes about Osama Bin Forgotten and Kate "I wanna be Queen" Middleton you want...there's no reason not to, but at least make them funny.
Besides, unless she's banging someone else, her husband, Da Prince," is an RAF guy...not a Navy guy.

 

[MotF Bane]

Pippa Middleton > Kate Middleton.

 

[DesiPower]

ya, and probably for both it was not the first time or the same person :biggrin:

 

[zerocool84]

She married a prince the other week, she will one day sit beside him while he is the King of England.

I'm not British so it's not important to me and I don't read tabloid magazines so I don't care about this stuff.

 

[HAL9000]

I'm not British so it's not important to me and I don't read tabloid magazines so I don't care about this stuff.

I wasn't complaining that you didn't know, I was just telling you

 

[zerocool84]

I wasn't complaining that you didn't know, I was just telling you

I googled her and I remember her body. She has a smoking body.