my nomination for dumbass of the year candidates

glenn1

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Story linkAugust 13, 2002

Four trapped boys take 27 hours to open door

By Hannah Hennessy


FOUR teenage boys spent 27 hours trapped in a loft, escaping only after realising that all they needed to do was pull the trapdoor rather than push it.

The boys had gone up to the attic to fetch food and alcohol for a party they were planning while the mother of one of them was on holiday. Their guests arrived at the door, but left when there was no answer, having failed to hear the trapped teenagers? cries for help. Fortunately they had their supplies of crisps, sausage rolls and beer to keep them going as they waited. Their ordeal ended when one of the 17-year-old boys discovered that they had been trying to open the hatch the wrong way.

Ali Wood, of Gillingham, Kent, had taken advantage of the fact that his mother and her boyfriend were on holiday to throw a party. ?We went up to get the food and drink from our loft after we had stashed it there because we didn?t want our parents to find out,? he said. It was then that he shut the hatch, imprisoning him with his student friends, Stephen Lloyd, Josh Nice and Dan Griffin.

The insulation in the loft meant that a mobile phone belonging to one of them could not get a signal, so they were unable to ring for help. Ali?s mother was not due home until four days after the planned party. "We were laughing at the start, but then we realised the hatch wouldn?t open,? Stephen said. ?The worst part was we could hear our friends outside, but we couldn?t do anything about it. All we had was snacks and drinks to last us all that time.?

Ali said: ?Eventually our fears turned to panic. We literally had to calm ourselves down. We talked a lot and managed to sleep for a while. When Stephen opened the hatch, we were in hysterics. We couldn?t believe we had been stuck there so long when we could have been out in five minutes.

?I think our parents thought we had learnt our lesson. We were all just glad to be out.?

His mother, Christine, said: ?I didn?t want them to have a party. But I thought it was funny when I realised what had happened.?










 

nirgis

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Oh come on! Who among you hasn't been trapped in an easily avoidable, ridiculously solvable sticky situation? I think these boys should be commemerated for their brilliant thinking skills under pressure
 

Ipno

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Not really sure whats stupider. Getting stuck in a hayloft, or getting stuck in a hayloft and then telling everyone about it so you end up on the news.

Sure... 4 teenage boys went into a hayloft for a night just to get beer and snacks for their party. And for 27 hours push the door the wrong way? mmhmm
 

waggy

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at first i thought this was a story by the onion.

27 hours? now i can belive maybe 2 but 27? either they were really really dumb or just wanted to drink and eat all the stuff.
 
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Originally posted by: waggy
at first i thought this was a story by the onion.

27 hours? now i can belive maybe 2 but 27? either they were really really dumb or just wanted to drink and eat all the stuff.

well obviously after the first hour they just got drunk