> My Next Life
>
> I want to live my next life backwards!
>
> You start out dead and get that out of the way
> right off the bat.
>
> Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
> every day.
>
> When you are kicked out of the home for being too
> healthy, you spend several years enjoying your
> retirement and collecting benefit checks.
>
> When you start work, you get a gold watch on your
> first day.
>
> You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day
> until pretty soon you're too young to work.
>
> So then, you go to high school: play sports, date,
> drink, and party.
>
> As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
>
> You go to elementary school, play, and have no
> responsibilities.
>
> In a few years, you become a baby and everyone
> runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
>
> You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
> in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,
> room service on tap.
>
> Until finally... you finish off as an orgasm.
>
> I rest my case.
>
> I want to live my next life backwards!
>
> You start out dead and get that out of the way
> right off the bat.
>
> Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
> every day.
>
> When you are kicked out of the home for being too
> healthy, you spend several years enjoying your
> retirement and collecting benefit checks.
>
> When you start work, you get a gold watch on your
> first day.
>
> You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day
> until pretty soon you're too young to work.
>
> So then, you go to high school: play sports, date,
> drink, and party.
>
> As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
>
> You go to elementary school, play, and have no
> responsibilities.
>
> In a few years, you become a baby and everyone
> runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
>
> You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
> in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,
> room service on tap.
>
> Until finally... you finish off as an orgasm.
>
> I rest my case.
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