- Oct 12, 1999
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First things first, the Patriots kick ASS! 
Second, I am down to either a....
96 Mustang GT
or
2000 Grand Am GT
I test drove both today. Here is what happened.
I get in the Stang, fire it up, and about shiet myself. It is LOUD. Louder than my truck. Check engine light is on, oh dear. Quick spin around the 'hood, and I find out when I punch it, it pushes you back in the seat with a Nascar-esque brWAHHHHHHHHH, but not really impressive for a V8. Handles like a raped ape. I found myself doing 95+ without even noticing it.
Get in the Grand Am. The dashboard looks like a frickin x-mas tree when its on. I take it out on the road.... holy moses. That is one FAST sumbitch. It was every bit as fast as the Stang, acceleration was awe inspiring for a 6 banger. (Was something wrong with the Stang?) Handles great. Traction control, the whole enchilada.
The Stang would be cheaper than the Grand Am. Which one do I get? The sporty gas guzzling Tim Allen AR AR ARRRR Stang, or the Hoochie mamma pimpin' styling and profiling Grand Am?
Second, I am down to either a....
96 Mustang GT
or
2000 Grand Am GT
I test drove both today. Here is what happened.
I get in the Stang, fire it up, and about shiet myself. It is LOUD. Louder than my truck. Check engine light is on, oh dear. Quick spin around the 'hood, and I find out when I punch it, it pushes you back in the seat with a Nascar-esque brWAHHHHHHHHH, but not really impressive for a V8. Handles like a raped ape. I found myself doing 95+ without even noticing it.
Get in the Grand Am. The dashboard looks like a frickin x-mas tree when its on. I take it out on the road.... holy moses. That is one FAST sumbitch. It was every bit as fast as the Stang, acceleration was awe inspiring for a 6 banger. (Was something wrong with the Stang?) Handles great. Traction control, the whole enchilada.
The Stang would be cheaper than the Grand Am. Which one do I get? The sporty gas guzzling Tim Allen AR AR ARRRR Stang, or the Hoochie mamma pimpin' styling and profiling Grand Am?