My new watch (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. "I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk's bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me," replied the little friend.

Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea waited that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then ran into his folk's bedroom.

"What do you want!", asked the father gruffly.

"I want a watch!", said Johnny.

"Well, then sit down and shut up!", replied the father.
 

Cristatus

Diamond Member
Oct 13, 2004
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hehe.

i thought this was the joke where the guy gets the "everything-proof" (bomb, water, heat, etc) watch, and then loses it, but you surprised me :D