My new favorite joke

[StinkyPinky]

A guy is on a first date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

 

[aesthetics]

Sad.

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Sad.

The new guy called it.

 

[legoman666]

I smirked.

 

[BudAshes]

Boooooo-urns

 

[olds]

I think I should get $1 every time someone violates the law.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I think I should get $1 every time someone violates the law.

maybe i should get $1 every time someone forgets to post captions

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I think I should get $1 every time someone violates the law.

maybe i should get $1 every time someone forgets to post captions

OK
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captioning provided by olds

 

[StinkyPinky]

You mean you guys didn't find it funny? OH man, I hope that 254 people I emailed this to did.

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
You mean you guys didn't find it funny? OH man, I hope that 254 people I emailed this to did.

now that's funny!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Wtf I saw a commercial on youtube with this context before I ever heard the joke.

 

[chusteczka]

I did not laugh but thought it was good. Your follow up made me chuckle, though.

 

[l6873]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wN-Pq-Nit3s