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> I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer
> with it the next day
> because I couldn't get the radio to work. The
> salesman explained that the
> radio was voice activated.
>
> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
>
> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came
> from the speakers.
>
> Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant
> "Georgia On My Mind" replaced
> Willie Nelson.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
> time I'd say,
> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and
> if I said,
> "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I
> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass
> Holes!".......
>
> Immediately the French National Anthem began to
> play, sung by Jane Fonda and
> Barbra Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and the
> Dixie Chicks, with John
> Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
> harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
> spoons, Bill Clinton on
> sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
>
> Damn, I LOVE this car!
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