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My neighbor is starting to piss me off

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illusion88

Lifer
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<title = "death to my hammering neighbor"></title>

He has been building something all day. Earlier there was some sawing, then some drilling, and now some hammering. On top of that he has been playing old Bob Dylan music almost non-stop.

WTF man, give it a rest. It's dark out. Since you didn't start on this project until 1PM, you obviously didn't leave yourself enough time to finish it. It's time to put down the hammer, get soem dinner and plan for tomorrow. Perhaps you should take less breaks hm? I saw you. I watched. You would hammer for a bit, then stop for 30 minutes. Now it's late and you need to stop. I fully support your home improvment project, just not at this hour.

To top it off, I believe this is the same neighbor who called the cops on me for partying. Listen guy, you are about 3 nails away from me going over there and sticking my boot up your ass.

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Originally posted by: deftron
Why don't you go tell him?
No balls?
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Well lord knows I have been the disrespectful neighbor many times. Between my drunken parties and blaring music when I BBQ I have defiently tested their patientice. And I feel like I owe all of my neighbors some slack.

This guy is just getting to me.
 
:music:

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening ... all over this world,
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

If I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing ... all over this land,
It's a hammer of justice
It's a bell of freedom
It's a song about love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

:music:
 
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
i think your the crappy neighbor.
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Oh I am. It must suck to live next to me. I am the gurilla terrorist of this neighborhood. I drive to fast, I make too much noise and I don't plan on stopping! TAKE THAT RICH WHITE SUBURBIA! I wish I were black, because then I could wear fubu and blast rap music and further upset the white folk! :evil:
 
Obvious Solution:
Make as much noise as possible yourself. Here are some suggestions:
1) Rent a giant diesel truck, leave it running on the road in front of your house, but put it in reverse. (Note: If it rolls away, this is your fault) There should be some kind of reverse alarm.
2) Begin building an addition on to your house at 2AM tomorrow. Hopefully, there will be cement needed and therefore a cement truck. Running trucks = noise, as mentioned in option #1.
3) A simple solution of wiring all the speakers in your house together and play the opposite of whatever music he is playing as loud as it will go. Make sure it is at maximum volume. The more distortion the better.
4) Have a wild party.
5) Come up with your own way to make a lot of noise.
 
The guy is probably trying to get something important done.
Give him a break. Hopefully it will only be for today.

Maybe you should get yourself busy as well, lazy ass!

And, stop crying!
 
Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
Obvious Solution:
Make as much noise as possible yourself. Here are some suggestions:
1) Rent a giant diesel truck, leave it running on the road in front of your house, but put it in reverse. (Note: If it rolls away, this is your fault) There should be some kind of reverse alarm.
2) Begin building an addition on to your house at 2AM tomorrow. Hopefully, there will be cement needed and therefore a cement truck. Running trucks = noise, as mentioned in option #1.
3) A simple solution of wiring all the speakers in your house together and play the opposite of whatever music he is playing as loud as it will go. Make sure it is at maximum volume. The more distortion the better.
4) Have a wild party.
5) Come up with your own way to make a lot of noise.
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This should do nicely.
 
Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
Obvious Solution:
Make as much noise as possible yourself. Here are some suggestions:
1) Rent a giant diesel truck, leave it running on the road in front of your house, but put it in reverse. (Note: If it rolls away, this is your fault) There should be some kind of reverse alarm.
2) Begin building an addition on to your house at 2AM tomorrow. Hopefully, there will be cement needed and therefore a cement truck. Running trucks = noise, as mentioned in option #1.
3) A simple solution of wiring all the speakers in your house together and play the opposite of whatever music he is playing as loud as it will go. Make sure it is at maximum volume. The more distortion the better.
4) Have a wild party.
5) Come up with your own way to make a lot of noise.
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This is pretty much the street I live on.

We have houses being built down the street and behind us, The street behind my house is very busy, we have kids driving down the street at all hours with music booming and them shouting as they drive past.

As soon as the lease is up were are moving as far out of town as we can get.

 
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