My neighbor is about to get WTFCODEENFORCEMENTPWNED.

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MrChad
Wow, nice neighborhood you live in.

Actually it is pretty nice. I just got stuck next to a slob and a guy whose estranged son is a crackhead.


Wait....no...it really isn't that bad.....really.

It's so sad that our government pays our CDC biologists so poorly that they have to live in the projects.

yeah

I don't live in the ghetto, I just live next to a lazy biotch. 90% of the folks in the area are good about keeping their house/yard looking nice.

Of course they would be good about keeping their house looking nice. I mean, it's not like they have anything better to do while waiting for the job-services office to call them with news of a new job for them. And I purposefully called it the "projects" because I didn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm sure there are some very nice gov'ment funded housing areas.

/curles into fetal position and whimpers

Let's start a picketing protest to help our Bio-Heroes get the pay increases they deserve!

"Help clean up those dirty whores, pay our CDC Biologists more!"

 

[acid45]

so instead of talking tot he lady, you call the city?

grow some balls.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: acid45
so instead of talking tot he lady, you call the city?

grow some balls.

Originally posted by: Fausto
I have tried (nicely) to get her to get things sorted out and she just doesn't give a rat's ass.

learn to read.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: acid45
so instead of talking tot he lady, you call the city?

grow some balls.

I've spoken to her several times about the yard, the dogs, the smell, etc but nothing ever happens. This was the next logical step. That she's ignoring even the Code guy should have clued you in a tad. :roll:

LMAO...I forgot I actually did spell this out for you in the orginal post so I'll just go with "STFU n00b" from here on out.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: KLin
:camera:'s?

Agreed.

Of the huge piles of scrap lumber, the mangy dog, the bathtub, or the rotted-out couch?

All of that, plus pictures of your street and neighborhood. Go on a photomania man! PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!!?one1exlamaquesti!@!#E#!@3

 

[Ulfwald]

Fausto, I am so appalled at you. You should take into consideration that she may depressed and that she may live that way because she does not care because some guy broke her heart. You calling code enforcement on her may make her think men are more evil now, and she may go deeper into depression, possibly even suicidal. You, being a gov't employee, should know tghat people cannot live without help and that you are responsible for her well beingand upkeep of her home. She is entitled to help from the governmant. Why don't you go over in your thong and help her out. You could haul off the junk for her, bury the dog crap, and cook her dinner.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Fausto, I am so appalled at you. You should take into consideration that she may depressed and that she may live that way because she does not care because some guy broke her heart. You calling code enforcement on her may make her think men are more evil now, and she may go deeper into depression, possibly even suicidal. You, being a gov't employee, should know tghat people cannot live without help and that you are responsible for her well beingand upkeep of her home. She is entitled to help from the governmant. Why don't you go over in your thong and help her out. You could haul off the junk for her, bury the dog crap, and cook her dinner.

Great. Now my sarcasm meter is a heap of smoking slag. Thanks. :frown:

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Great. Now my sarcasm meter is a heap of smoking slag. Thanks. :frown:

You can haul that to the junk yard as well.

 

[ravana]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Fausto, I am so appalled at you. You should take into consideration that she may depressed and that she may live that way because she does not care because some guy broke her heart. You calling code enforcement on her may make her think men are more evil now, and she may go deeper into depression, possibly even suicidal. You, being a gov't employee, should know tghat people cannot live without help and that you are responsible for her well beingand upkeep of her home. She is entitled to help from the governmant. Why don't you go over in your thong and help her out. You could haul off the junk for her, bury the dog crap, and cook her dinner.

LOL 9/10

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: Fausto

Great. Now my sarcasm meter is a heap of smoking slag. Thanks. :frown:

You can haul that to the junk yard as well.

I'll have to wait for it to cool down. The core of the mess is still pretty hot after your little tirade.

 

[Fausto]

Update: she finally cleaned up all the crap in her yard. See first post.

 

[blackdogdeek]

i hope she didn't just push everything into your yard

:thumbsup:

 

[PanzerIV]

Three cheers for Fausto! I would feel the same as you if I had a disgusting pig for a neighbor. I don't even like a piece of paper fluttering around in my yard let along tubs, toilets and the like.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i hope she didn't just push everything into your yard

:thumbsup:

Nope, hauled to the curb and the county picked it all up yesterday.

 

[FoBoT]

interesting that she didn't really do any work, just hired it out

that means in a year, it will probably be messed up again

good luck! :sun:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
interesting that she didn't really do any work, just hired it out

No, she was out there too.

that means in a year, it will probably be messed up again

good luck! :sun:

Hey, I have the code officer's cell # now, so I'll be all over her if that yard starts to heap up again. :evil:

 

[blackdogdeek]

i think you need a yardcam

 

[sygyzy]

Does your neighbor know you reported her? Is there going to be bad blood now?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
Does your neighbor know you reported her? Is there going to be bad blood now?

There was already bad blood so I really don't give a sh*t what she thinks. I've had nothing but problems with her crapheap yard, her crapheap house, the cars parked all over the place, her fscking dogs barking constantly, etc. I tried to be nice and nothing worked, so this is her reward.

 

[Stark]

this thread means nothing without pics!

 

[Cleaner]

My old neighbors were like that. Playing basketball at 5am and yelling and cursing at me when I ask them to please stop. God forbid if a drunk redneck can't enjoy some beers and some basketball at their convenience.

 

[AVP]

OMG PEOPLE, THIS IS AMERICA. Ok I can understand if her yard smells bad and you want the dog sh1t cleaned up. But honestly, who are you to say she can't have an old bathtub in the middle of her yard?? I would have definately regulated on her over the dogs, but honestly...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: AVP
OMG PEOPLE, THIS IS AMERICA. Ok I can understand if her yard smells bad and you want the dog sh1t cleaned up. But honestly, who are you to say she can't have an old bathtub in the middle of her yard?? I would have definately regulated on her over the dogs, but honestly...

Thanks for playing.

 

[AVP]

Oh and another thing, I cannot stand the passive-agressive #$@!ers that cant handle sh1t themselves and have to call apon some higher authority beause something/somone is bothering poor helpless you.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: AVP
Oh and another thing, I cannot stand the passive-agressive #$@!ers that cant handle sh1t themselves and have to call apon some higher authority beause something/somone is bothering poor helpless you.

Your reading comprehension has failed you. I have tried, nicely, numerous times to resolve the shituation. She ignored me. This was my final recourse.