My name is Jason.

[gsaldivar]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9248129/

Jason Glen Tervort, 26, walked up to the flight attendant in the center aisle and said: ?Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement to make. My name is Jason,? according to the federal arrest warrant.

When the flight attendant tried to get Tervort back to his seat, he allegedly poked her while saying, ?I?m a man,? then began pushing and slapping her.

Several men got out of their seats to subdue Tervort, who was spitting, biting and yelling profanities, Denver police spokeswoman Virginia Lopez said Wednesday. The men then used duct tape to tie Tervort?s arms and legs to a rail on the seats.

Owned. :thumbsup:

 

[Vertimus]

LOL

 

[ThisIsMatt]

wtf

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Pwn3d

 

[cjgallen]

My name is Jason, I'm a repost.

Also, Frontier Airlines doesn't care about white people.

 

[Sqube]

That is absolutely, without a doubt, the funniest thing I've read in the past 27 minutes.

He's a man, goddamit.

 

[vrbaba]

wtflol

 

[TitanDiddly]

Drunk FTW