My, my, my Patrick was a big man

[IAteYourMother]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Ewing

Check the section under NBA Statistics.

 

[Jhill]

LOL

 

[lokiju]

:Q

Rumors leave it that Patrick had taped his penis to his leg on several occasions to avoid it from interfering from his performance.

 

[Aharami]

the fact that it looks so out of place makes me think that someone trolled Ewing's wiki

 

[Krazy4Real]

LMAO!

 

[BrownTown]

Originally posted by: Aharami
the fact that it looks so out of place makes me think that someone trolled Ewing's wiki

Really, you sure about that, I think its real....

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Aharami
the fact that it looks so out of place makes me think that someone trolled Ewing's wiki

Except that I've heard that as well, so it might actually be true.

 

[Squisher]

'99 wasn't even the short shorts era.

:shocked:

 

[oiprocs]

I don't see it.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: oiprocs
I don't see it.

It's been edited.
It use to say


Rumors leave it that Patrick had taped his penis to his leg on several occasions to avoid it from interfering from his performance.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Why was it edited?

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Why was it edited?

1.) It's obvious vandaism, earlier the section:

Also comonly refferred to as the Black Mammoth, ewing's penis has an interesting history. In 1996 in a game against the Clippers, Eweing's gargantuan ding-a-ling slipped out his shorts when he went up for a dunk. Everyone on the court stared in disbelief at the "snake thing" that was exposed from Ewing's shorts. Rather than deny the instance, ewing embraced it, and admittied in an official interview with 60 Minutes that his schlong was indeed a whopping 1 foot 5 inches long, with a circumfrence of a coffee can. Ewing began taping his penis to his left leg form then on. This instance sparked a national phenomena. To this day, people across the globe refer to the male genitalia as a "Patrick Ewing". Also, ewing dong inspired Japanese filmakers to remake Godzilla in 1997.

was edited out also.

2.) It has no place under the NBA Stats section

3.) Rumor only, no sources cited

Add 1+2+3 together....

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Also comonly refferred to as the Black Mammoth, ewing's penis has an interesting history. In 1996 in a game against the Clippers, Eweing's gargantuan ding-a-ling slipped out his shorts when he went up for a dunk. Everyone on the court stared in disbelief at the "snake thing" that was exposed from Ewing's shorts. Rather than deny the instance, ewing embraced it, and admittied in an official interview with 60 Minutes that his schlong was indeed a whopping 1 foot 5 inches long, with a circumfrence of a coffee can. Ewing began taping his penis to his left leg form then on. This instance sparked a national phenomena. To this day, people across the globe refer to the male genitalia as a "Patrick Ewing". Also, ewing dong inspired Japanese filmakers to remake Godzilla in 1997.

LOL!

 

[techs]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Why was it edited?

1.) It's obvious vandaism, earlier the section:

Also comonly refferred to as the Black Mammoth, ewing's penis has an interesting history. In 1996 in a game against the Clippers, Eweing's gargantuan ding-a-ling slipped out his shorts when he went up for a dunk. Everyone on the court stared in disbelief at the "snake thing" that was exposed from Ewing's shorts. Rather than deny the instance, ewing embraced it, and admittied in an official interview with 60 Minutes that his schlong was indeed a whopping 1 foot 5 inches long, with a circumfrence of a coffee can. Ewing began taping his penis to his left leg form then on. This instance sparked a national phenomena. To this day, people across the globe refer to the male genitalia as a "Patrick Ewing". Also, ewing dong inspired Japanese filmakers to remake Godzilla in 1997.

was edited out also.

2.) It has no place under the NBA Stats section

3.) Rumor only, no sources cited

Add 1+2+3 together....

Bwah! LMAO!

 

[91TTZ]

Is that Patrick Ewing in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?