My mom just accused me of smoking!!

[chuckywang]

:|

I went out and bought a Corona 12 pack the other day. My mom was a little bit disturbed by this because she doesn't want me to drink a lot. I tell her it's going to last me a whole month. I might have a beer every three days. Well, just ten minutes ago, she accuses me of smoking as well! She said someone told her that I smoked, and she found cigarettes in my backpack. Before responding to her random accusations (I don't smoke), I demanded to know who it was that told her. She wouldn't say and eventually said she doesn't remember. Regardless, I hate these random, false accusations!

 

[Baked]

Slap her.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
:|

I went out and bought a Corona 12 pack the other day. My mom was a little bit disturbed by this because she doesn't want me to drink a lot. I tell her it's going to last me a whole month. I might have a beer every three days. Well, just ten minutes ago, she accuses me of smoking as well! She said someone told her that I smoked, and she found cigarettes in my backpack. Before responding to her random accusations (I don't smoke), I demanded to know who it was that told her. She wouldn't say and eventually said she doesn't remember. Regardless, I hate these random, false accusations!

And your point is?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Baked
Slap her.

:laugh:

 

[Amplifier]

No point arguing, she found the cigarettes and now she's convinced you smoke.

 

[Toastedlightly]

you live at home?

 

Here's a tip: move out of your parents' basement, and you can drink or smoke whenever you want.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
No point arguing, she found the cigarettes and now she's convinced you smoke.

Except there aren't any cigarettes in my backpack. Never were.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Here's a tip: move out of your parents' basement, and you can drink or smoke whenever you want.

:thumbsup:

 

[DainBramaged]

Sorry, I'll stop selling her that crack. I knew it was kinda fvcking her up but I needed the money.

 

[GeekDrew]

Tell her you're gay. That'll make her stop accusing you of smoking (cigarettes, at least) and drinking (alcohol, at least) awfully quickly.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Tell her you're gay. That'll make her stop accusing you of smoking (cigarettes, at least) and drinking (alcohol, at least) awfully quickly.

lmao

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Tell her you're gay. That'll make her stop accusing you of smoking (cigarettes, at least) and drinking (alcohol, at least) awfully quickly.

Personal experience, Drew?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Tell her you're gay. That'll make her stop accusing you of smoking (cigarettes, at least) and drinking (alcohol, at least) awfully quickly.

QFT

 

[gsaldivar]

Plant steel wool and a glass pipe under her pillow. Accuse her of being a crack hoe :thumbsup:

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Tell her you're gay. That'll make her stop accusing you of smoking (cigarettes, at least) and drinking (alcohol, at least) awfully quickly.

Personal experience, Drew?

Nope.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Here's a tip: move out of your parents' basement, and you can drink or smoke whenever you want.

 

[rahvin]

It's already been said, if you are tired of the accusations move out on your own and stop being a deadbeat.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Here's a tip: move out of your parents' basement, and you can drink or smoke whenever you want.

I don't *live* in my parents basement. It's just temporary housing. btw, how do you know I sleep in my parents basement?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: jumpr
Here's a tip: move out of your parents' basement, and you can drink or smoke whenever you want.

I don't *live* in my parents basement. It's just temporary housing. btw, how do you know I sleep in my parents basement?

lmao

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Amplifier
No point arguing, she found the cigarettes and now she's convinced you smoke.

Except there aren't any cigarettes in my backpack. Never were.

She made that up to see if you'd admit to it. She's just fishing.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: jumpr
Here's a tip: move out of your parents' basement, and you can drink or smoke whenever you want.

I don't *live* in my parents basement. It's just temporary housing. btw, how do you know I sleep in my parents basement?

It was a lucky guess, I'm sure. Haven't you noticed many people telling kids to move out of their parent(s)'s basement?

 

[ghostman]

How old are you?

...and I didn't mean that as an insult. I thought you were in high school or so, but I guess not with the drinking.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: ghostman
How old are you?

...and I didn't mean that as an insult. I thought you were in high school or so, but I guess not with the drinking.

22

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Tell her you're gay. That'll make her stop accusing you of smoking (cigarettes, at least) and drinking (alcohol, at least) awfully quickly.

There you go.

"Mom, yep, I'm a smoker alright. But I don't smoke cigarettes."