My mom is a fvcking moron.

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Damn I read the OP title wrong.
I thought it said "My mom is fking a moron"

:laugh:

 

[daniel49]

Originally posted by: iamtrout
My mom doesn't make any fvcking sense. She's an acupuncturist, and I like to camp and *gasp* sleep outside! And in the morning, there's OMG condensation!

I slept outside in the backyard in my tent and sleeping bag yesterday because I needed to get out of my parent's fvcking dusty house (they never clean, they're very messy people, you can't cross the living room without dodging and weaving between objects on the floor). I'm a college student, and I'm always compelled to clean their house when I come back to visit.

Anyway, I wake up at 7AM a bit sniffly, and since it's already light out, I go back inside. My mom wakes up, tells me to sleep inside tonight, but I tell her that it's too dusty and that I'm going to be sleeping outside tonight again.

She's going on this big huge fvcking long diatribe about how I need to really limit my exposure to the outdoors, especially sleeping outside, because the morning condensation and coldness makes water *penetrate* into my joints, which will eventually cause me to get arthritis.

God damn I fvcking hate coming back home to visit the parents, because it's always the same old sh!t. Argue, argue, nag, nag, parents scream about divorce, mom yells at me for literally solid 2 hour periods (me sitting there silently the whole time), mom yells at my dad, my dad yells back, just wanting to be left alone... FVCK.

Go to your room and you can come out when you can speak respecfully to your mother.

 

[raildogg]

I have no credibility when I say do not call your mom names in front of others. But since I call my dad a douchebag and worse, I don't know. I am wrong and so are you. I have heard from people that coldness can be bad for your bones etc. Tell her fine but it is only for a few days. She is looking out for you and thinking for your own good. As for not keeping the house clean, are they the only ones in the house? Anyway, everyone should keep their houses clean. I can understand your frustrations. My dad loves to drink, to put it lightly. When he drinks, he is a completely different person and looks for fights. Tonight, I am home. All of a sudden my mom enters my room to look for something and here he comes talking crap about me. I felt like saying something or breaking something. Had to hold it in. I listened to his usual crap about me being a terrible son. Word. Heard it millions of times before. Then when my mom tells him to basically to be quiet he picks fights with her. Otherwise, he is a great man and is kind. He is a person that you would trust. But to me, he has been awful for so many years. It doesn't matter. Anyways, you can dislike your parents but try not to speak in front of them or worse, get physical. Unfortunately, I have said the F word to my dad a while ago. That didn't turn out too well. I have done some things to my mom as well. And to my grandmother and grandfather as well. Basically, I am a fvcktard and a turd. Whoops. Again, try to be better. Parents can be assholes many times. Be happy that you are at least going to college and doing something to better yourself. Good luck.

 

[OrByte]

damn...I never heard someone call their own mom a fvckin moron.

that deserves a special place in hell.

Can I call your mom a fvckin moron too?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: OrByte
damn...I never heard someone call their own mom a fvckin moron.

that deserves a special place in hell.

Can I call your mom a fvckin moron too?[/Q]

welcome to hell :thumbsup:

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I haven't read a single word in this thread other than the title, but just in case it hasn't been touched on you should grow up and not speak so badly of your mom. Pathetic.

 

[SampSon]

It must really suck to have a dysfunctional family.

 

[Reckoner]

Haven't people learned not to post threads like these anymore?

 

[FP]

I'll take 'Bowling balls' for $200 Alex...

 

[Soccerman06]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
this should be on your MySpace Blog. not here. but if you hate coming back to your parents house so much, don't come. and buy your mom a biology book for her birthday.

They're both 60 year old Asian parents, and their entire life evolves around their only child, me. They don't do anything fun because they're too old; my dad has a heart condition (leaky valve) and can't walk for long distances (think 1/2 mile), and my mom is a nagging screaming bitch that rationalizes everything with "it's for your own good and because I love you."

But they're still old, and my parents, and all they think about is me all the time. My dad literally can be often heard singing in Chinese "my son my son my son my son" in the shower.

I can't just "stop coming" back to visit...

My grandpy is 91 and he still kicks my ass in pool and golf. He actually is hitting in the 40s (9 holes), his heart isnt in excellent shape and he hardly can do any excersize, but Ill be damned if he likes to win in golf. Seriously I got 60 years of youth on him and he still manages to win. He even makes fun of me cause Im not as good as him. Hes :evil:

 

[ruffilb]

/eyeroll @ OP.

 

[ballmode]

8/10

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Geez....you really need to show a bit more respect for someone who went through the pain and discomfort of carrying you in her belly for 9 months then the pain and suffering for birthing you. Mothers can be naggy and annoying and stupid and bitchy...but you have NO RIGHT calling her names and saying all these horrible things about her.

I don't get it...you're sitting there complaining about both parents..then just about mom...then back to both parents....then you say you feel sorry for your dad b/c he's so passive.

It sounds to me like you're just a whiney spoiled brat who thinks the whole world should revolve around you....but even when it does (since you've stated that they practically LIVE for you) it's still not good enough.

If you hate and resent your parents so much...then move out, get a place of your own, get a job, and pay for your own schooling. Until you can do that you should really start showing a little more respect for the two people who have dedicated their lives to you.

Reading comprehension much?

All my dad's "guilty" of in my posts is being passive, getting yelled at by the wife, having a leaky heart valve, and being messy. Sure, he yells at me sometimes, but at least he makes sense and I understand and respect where he's coming from. I have absolutely no resentment for this man. My mom on the other hand, which is really what this thread is about...

And I have no right? To point out truths about her character, the way she conducts her life, and the way she treats the people she knows? Well I guess I should just sit aside and say "yes ma'am" everytime she launches into a 2 hour tirade about something that clearly makes no sense and where she's WRONG.

All my mom has done is provide for me financially somewhat and academically somewhat. That's it. She drilled me senseless in mathematics when I was young. She wasn't around during late elementary school and middle school. She made my life hell in high school. Her version of "love" is pointing out the "faults" in everyone, all the time. You have no idea how many times my dad and I have just been so completely and wholly mindfvcked when she spontaneously starts picking on one of us and just DOESN'T STOP for hours. Sometimes my dad gets so overwhelmed that he just finally screams shut up! More fuel for the fire, and my mom only goes on...

My dad has a saying about my mom: "Everytime we go on a family vacation, my heart breaks all over again."

Wait...are you talking about my grandma? This sounds just like my grandparents..

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: Dumac

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Geez....you really need to show a bit more respect for someone who went through the pain and discomfort of carrying you in her belly for 9 months then the pain and suffering for birthing you. Mothers can be naggy and annoying and stupid and bitchy...but you have NO RIGHT calling her names and saying all these horrible things about her.

I don't get it...you're sitting there complaining about both parents..then just about mom...then back to both parents....then you say you feel sorry for your dad b/c he's so passive.

It sounds to me like you're just a whiney spoiled brat who thinks the whole world should revolve around you....but even when it does (since you've stated that they practically LIVE for you) it's still not good enough.

If you hate and resent your parents so much...then move out, get a place of your own, get a job, and pay for your own schooling. Until you can do that you should really start showing a little more respect for the two people who have dedicated their lives to you.

Reading comprehension much?

All my dad's "guilty" of in my posts is being passive, getting yelled at by the wife, having a leaky heart valve, and being messy. Sure, he yells at me sometimes, but at least he makes sense and I understand and respect where he's coming from. I have absolutely no resentment for this man. My mom on the other hand, which is really what this thread is about...

And I have no right? To point out truths about her character, the way she conducts her life, and the way she treats the people she knows? Well I guess I should just sit aside and say "yes ma'am" everytime she launches into a 2 hour tirade about something that clearly makes no sense and where she's WRONG.

All my mom has done is provide for me financially somewhat and academically somewhat. That's it. She drilled me senseless in mathematics when I was young. She wasn't around during late elementary school and middle school. She made my life hell in high school. Her version of "love" is pointing out the "faults" in everyone, all the time. You have no idea how many times my dad and I have just been so completely and wholly mindfvcked when she spontaneously starts picking on one of us and just DOESN'T STOP for hours. Sometimes my dad gets so overwhelmed that he just finally screams shut up! More fuel for the fire, and my mom only goes on...

My dad has a saying about my mom: "Everytime we go on a family vacation, my heart breaks all over again."

Wait...are you talking about my grandma? This sounds just like my grandparents..

You hide behind one parent to back your argument.. I find that disturbing. Does this make you look better or someting? PRetty much you have like 0 respect here.