My mom bursts thru the door: "Travis! TRAVIS! COME QUICK! Theres a skank on the front step!"

[shortylickens]

 

[lxskllr]

Disappointed, eh? :^P

 

[BoomerD]

There was...then she went and got shorty...

(Skink, btw.)

 

[Red Squirrel]

Reminds me when I lived with my parents. I would randomly hear my mom do a death scream followed by "SPIDER!" so I can come and kill it lol. Sometimes it would scare the crap out of me when she did that because I thought something bad actually happened.

 

[Carson Dyle]

MOM!!! Get OUT of my room!

(how embarrassing)

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Was expecting a skunk.

 

[sdifox]

So Travis is the favourite son?

 

[Iron Woode]

Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys!

 

[Mike64]

My mom bursts thru the door: "Travis! TRAVIS! COME QUICK! Theres a skank on the front step!"

Disappointed, eh? :^P

Better luck next time,,, but meanwhile, at least you got a cool not-exactly-lizard pic out of it... (edited for precision...)

 

[shortylickens]

Thats not my pic. Its a generic pic I stole off the internet.
Little bastard ran away before I could grab the camera.

Of course, what would you do if some old lady saw you and started screaming "SKANK!! SKANK!!" ?

 

[Mike64]

Of course, what would you do if some old lady saw you and started screaming "SKANK!! SKANK!!" ?

Well if it really was a skank, yer mom might've been in for quite the earful, in language she may or may not be familiar with... But being that it was in fact a skink, yeah, I can just imagine...

PS: It's not at all clear why she felt the need to burst into your room over it - did you she want you to "do something about it", or did she just think/know you'd want to see it?

 

[kage69]

You should make a box for it and keep it *Leon Phelps* Your own, perthonal sthkankuary.

Release the hounds when you see pests about the house. I hear they (those skanky skinks) clean up roaches like Maine coons on mice.

 

[Herr Kutz]

Knew what this was before I clicked the link.

P.S. You still live with your parents?!?!

 

[nakedfrog]

Thats not my pic. Its a generic pic I stole off the internet.
Little bastard ran away before I could grab the camera.

Of course, what would you do if some old lady saw you and started screaming "SKANK!! SKANK!!" ?

Whip it out?

 

[zinfamous]

Travis
Travis
Travis
Travis
Travis

 

[soulcougher73]

Well you almost got laid. So sorry though that you didnt.