My male ex-roommate is 9 months pregnant with my baby

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And that's only the beginning. A 15 foot in circumference snake was battling with a 10 ton crocodile and I was screaming at the top of my lungs that I wish my mom and sister were dead.

My ex roommate did give birth to my baby but it had some birth defects.


Every night I have a weird ass dream. These aren't even all that bizarre really.
 
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Don't listen to sonz70 next time you apply for a job.
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if you know an easier way of getting my geforce and 2x raptor hard drives, I'd like to hear it!
 
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what? you had sex0r with your male roommate in your dream? and you got him preggers?

funky stuff.
 
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You really selling the machine?
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it's almost as good as sold. I'm talking with the guy about the exact price and pickup date this weekend
 
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Originally posted by: cerebusPu
what? you had sex0r with your male roommate in your dream? and you got him preggers?

funky stuff.
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I didn't have sex with him. He was pregnant with my baby and gave birth in the hospital. He showed up late though and I was beginning to get upset as I waited over night for him to show up.
 
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Originally posted by: MAME
And that's only the beginning. A 15 foot in circumference snake was battling with a 10 ton crocodile and I was screaming at the top of my lungs that I wish my mom and sister were dead.

My ex roommate did give birth to my baby but it had some birth defects.


Every night I have a weird ass dream. These aren't even all that bizarre really.
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Topic Title: My male ex-roommate is 9 months pregnant with my baby
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Created On: 06/17/2005 06:25 PM

HMM ok,i guess when you had sex with your roommate you shoulda worn a Condom???
:shocked:
 
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Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: MAME
And that's only the beginning. A 15 foot in circumference snake was battling with a 10 ton crocodile and I was screaming at the top of my lungs that I wish my mom and sister were dead.

My ex roommate did give birth to my baby but it had some birth defects.


Every night I have a weird ass dream. These aren't even all that bizarre really.
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Topic Title: My male ex-roommate is 9 months pregnant with my baby
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Created On: 06/17/2005 06:25 PM

HMM ok,i guess when you had sex with your roommate you shoulda worn a Condom???
:shocked:
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we didn't have sex in my dream, he was just pregnant with my baby

dreams don't make sense
 
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Originally posted by: MAME
And that's only the beginning. A 15 foot in circumference snake was battling with a 10 ton crocodile and I was screaming at the top of my lungs that I wish my mom and sister were dead.

My ex roommate did give birth to my baby but it had some birth defects.


Every night I have a weird ass dream. These aren't even all that bizarre really.
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Dream? That's a nightmare.
 
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Originally posted by: Landroval
Gay sex, Freudian snake, wishing all the women were dead.... what don't you understand? :D
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but it didn't have a giant crab chasing him down the beach in loafers...

sorry for the obscure ref, but if you can figure it out...props :beer:
 
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